Archive

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Feb 2, 2008

 

   

Dragons created by Lisa Konrad

 

-- Sometimes politics and world news can be a little confusing.  Let Uncle Jay break it down for you so it's easier to understand

-- Professor Hex updates his blog everyday with all things supernatural

-- Not a big site but a great idea.  Wheresmyfries.com is a place to report crappy service at fast food joints.  The Burger King in Spring City, PA takes the cake though.  In the past 10 years, I believe they managed to actually get my order correct less then 10 times.  Okay with me though because every time they screw up the Manager gives me a free food so just about every time I eat there it's on the house.  It's just annoying.

--  One of the funniest comedians alive today (imho) - Tracy Morgan

 

Soo... your sayin' i'm no good (thats right!)
well its just that i'm misunderstood
don't know what i want but i know how to get it
lost my mind got no time but please give me credit for...
well i do so much for me
thats what you wanna see
 

so what the hell is wrong with me
where is my everclear?
what the hell is wrong with me?
where is my oooohh
got some money, buy a drink run from problems
i don't think of things i should do
well i'm wasted and confused
maybe i was just born to lose
and i know im your favorite tragedy
 

what the hell is wrong with me?
where is my everclear?
where is my oooh
love you...leave you...
what the hell am i supposed to do?
its everything dear to me
my escape from reality
hold it close its my best friend
stayin with me till the end
wake up in the mornin find myself
reachin for the next bottle on the shelf
 

now i know what i want, now i know how to get
now i know where im goin (no i don't!)
well i do so much for me
now i know where im goin (no i don't!)
now i know where im goin (no i don't!)
man i do whats best for me
 

Dec 29, 2007

 

H A P P Y   N E W  Y E A R S !!

 

-- Check out all the latest movies.  The quality isn't the greatest but hey, they're free!

-- This lil' frog defending himself strikes me as hilarious!

-- Sorta like Google's street view, someday every city will be included.  Not to pat myself on the back but I thought of this 2 years ago with the Spring City Project.

-- Good ol' Red - owner of the Tube Bar and featured on the Bum Bar Bastards Tapes

-- Have you seen the haunted plastic bag from the Ohio Gas Station Ghost vid? 

-- Help hunger by playing online games.  For every answer you get right 20 grains of rice is donated to the hungry

-- Have you ever heard the story of Stan Meyer?  Probably not.  Thanks to the government and Big Oil.  Stan invented an engine that runs on water by shocking the water molecules with electrolysis creating hydrogen.  He was mysteriously poisoned to death and a week after his death, all prototypes were stolen.  Hmmm.  That isn't one bit suspicious...

-- Here's a site that documents all ocean animal attacks against humans. Updated daily. 

-- Finally, what I've been dreaming of my whole life.  A pen sized laser that cuts through things available to the general public.  A laser gun is not too far away!

 

If you can play on the fiddle
Hows about a British jig and reel?
Speaking kings English in quotation
As railhead towns feel the steel mills rust water froze
In the generation
Clear as winter ice
This is your paradise

There aint no need for ya
Go straight to hell boys

Ywanna join in a chorus
Of the amerasian blues?
When its christmas out in ho chi minh city
Kiddie say papa papa papa papa-san take me home
See me got photo photo
Photograph of you
Mamma mamma mamma-san
Of you and mamma mamma mamma-san
Lemme tell ya bout your blood bamboo kid.
It aint coca-cola its rice.

You wanna play mind-crazed banjo
On the druggy-drag ragtime u.s.a.?
In parkland international
Hah! junkiedom u.s.a.
Where procaine proves the purest rock man groove
And rat poison
The volatile molatov says-

Can you really cough it up loud and strong
The immigrants
They wanna sing all night long
It could be anywhere
Most likely could be any frontier
Any hemisphere
No mans land and there aint no asylum here
King solomon he never lived round here

 

Oct 27, 2007

 

              

                                                               

 

-- Hundreds of pictures taken of Harlem and stitched together.

-- Beautiful pictures set to music of the Pennhurst State School in Spring City, Pa

-- Wildwood, NJ circa 1986. Oh sweet memories!

-- I remember seeing this on TV many years ago and came across it again a few weeks ago via YouTube.  This is an interview between Hunter S. Thompson and Keith Richards.  What a pair!!  Rest in peace HST!

-- Fight back against Phishing schemes.  You know - the stupid e-mails you get from "Paypal" or "Ebay" telling you that your account has been locked until you log in with your password. The link that is provided directs you to a "rogue" server that looks just like the legitimate site it claims to be from but surprise, surprise - it isn't.  Use this link to report phishing schemes in an effort to stop it.

-- Anti-smoking commercial from my boys C3P0 and R2D2.  Please, don't smoke.

-- This is a little scary.  According to this article, when germs were taken into space and returned, they came back stronger and more resistant to antibiotics.  Could this be God's plans for population control?

--  Probably the best demonstration of crowd synchronization i've ever seen!

--  It was only a matter of time.  With the advent of the street view option on Google Maps, here is a site that has submissions of "hotties" that were discovered with the street view feature.

-- Gizmodo is a great site for anyone that likes gadgets and new technology.  It's in blog format with a mini-review of all the latest and greatest.

 

I take a little powder, take a little salt, put it in my shotgun, I go walkin'
Jubba jubba, wolly bully, looking high, looking low,
Gonna scare you up and shoot ya, Mister Charlie told me so.

I won't even take your life, won't even take a limb,
Just unload my shotgun, take a little skin.
Jubba jubba, wolly bully, looking high, looking low,
Gonna scare you up and shoot ya, Mister Charlie told me so.

Well you take my silver dollar, take those silver dimes,
Fix it up together in some alligator wine.
I can hear the drums, voodoo all night long,
Mister Charlie tells me I can't do nothing wrong.
Jubba jubba, wolly bully, looking high, looking low,
Gonna scare you up and shoot ya, Mister Charlie told me so.

Now Mister Charlie told me, won't you like to know,
Give you little warning before I let you go.
Jubba jubba, wolly bully, looking high, looking low,
Gonna scare you up and shoot ya, Mister Charlie told me so.
Gonna scare you up and shoot ya, Mister Charlie, Mister Charlie told me so.

 

Sept 2, 2007

 

              

 

-- Could be a repost but still a great site for fishing around the Philly area

-- As you can tell, i'm a lyrics junkie!  At lyricsdownload you can add lyrics in a neat little scroll to your blog or website.

-- Swedish guy who developed a way for a human to fly involving a jet engine strapped to his back.  Video here.

-- Great resource via the Pennsylvania Judicial System.  With the search engine, you can look up criminal records by name and county

 

In another times forgotten space
Your eyes looked from your mothers face
Wallflower seed on the sand and stone
May the four winds blow you safely home.

Ill tell you where the four winds dwell
In franklins tower there hangs a bell
It can ring, turn night to day
It can ring like fire when you loose your way.
 

God save the child that rings that bell
It may have one good ring, baby, you cant tell
One watch by night, one watch by day
If you get confused listen to the music play.
 

Some come to laugh their past away
Some come to make it just one more day
Whichever way your pleasure tends
If you plant ice youre gonna harvest the wind.

In franklins tower the four winds sleep
Like four lean hounds the lighthouse keep
Wildflower seed on the sand and wind
May the four winds blow you home again.

Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew

 

 

July 3, 2007

 

 

-- Website to track your ancestry via DNA samples

-- All information relating to Phoenixville, PA

-- Story and pictures taken by a fella exploring Chernobyl

-- Get your credit report free from the big 3 credit agencies.  By law you are entitled to a free report once a year.

 

Asked sweet mama, let me
A-be her kid. She said-a
"Ya might get hurt if ya do y'oughta
A-keep it hid". Well ah-hah,
I know my baby
If I see her in the dark,
I said I know my rider
If I see her in the dark.

Now, I'm goin' to Rosedale
Take my rider by my side.
Still barrelhouse
But it's on the riverside, yeah.
I know my baby Lord, I said
Beware there's something wrong.
I know my mama Lord, a brownskin
But she ain't no plum ah-hah.

See my baby, tell,
Tell her hurry home.
Ain't had no lovin' since
My baby been gone yeah.
See my baby,
Tell her hurry on home.
I ain't had no, my right mind
Since my rider's been gone.

She's a kindhearted baby.
She studies evil all the time.
She's a kindhearted woman.
Studies evil all the time.

 

 

April 15, 2007

 

 

-- Virtual Globetrotting is a must for any GPS fan! Lots of cool stuff to see via satellite.

-- This HAS to be fake!  Talking cats!

-- This was posted before but it is still fun.  Test yourself - how many states do you know?

-- The Fairfield Mint has some of the most beautiful scale car models.  That's not all - they have bikes, trucks and even human figures.  Really nice stuff here.  Kinda expensive but makes great gifts.

-- Interesting concept.  Here is a website that allows you to download the full version of a new program every day for just one day only.  In other words, you have the full functionality of the program after you install it but it needs to be installed within the 24 hours during which the proggie is featured.  I've already found 2 programs that I use almost daily thanks to this site.

-- Please visit this website for all your anti-bush needs.  Don't let the name fool you!  whitehouse.org

-- Take this short survey and by answering the answers to the best of your ability, the website is able to tell you where in the country you are from by accents and dialects.

-- Oh what it takes to bring you a happy mean!  What McDonald's doesn't want you to know!

-- 13 things the insurance companies don't want you to know. Read that fine print!

 

Been a whole lot easier since the bitch left town
Been a whole lot happier without her face around
Nobody upstairs gonna stomp and shout,
Nobody at the back door gonna throw my laundry out
She hold the shotgun while you do-si-do
She want one man made of hercules and cyrano
Been a whole lot easier since the bitch is gone
Little miss, little miss cant be wrong

Other peoples thoughts they aint your hand-me-downs
Would it be so bad to simply turn around
You cook so well, all nice and french
You do you brain surgery too, mama, with your monkey wrench

I hope those cigarettes gonna make you cough
Hope you hear this song and it pissed you off
I take that back I hope your doing fine
And if I had a dollar I might give you ninety-nine
 

Little miss, little miss, little miss cant be wrong
Aint nobody gonna bow no more when you sound your gong.
Little miss, little miss, little miss cant be wrong
Whatcha gonna do to get into another one of these rock n roll
Songs?

 

February 14, 2007

 

 

-- Please find it in your heart to donate anything you can to help this poor little baby.  He is just a year old and has some major medical problems.  

-- Every dreamed of owning Dracula's castle?  Well now you can for a little less than 100 mil!

-- A Pennsylvania restaurant that is quite outspoken in the sign department!  Some of these are really funny!

-- Flash game where you need to stay away from the tangerines.

-- Online streaming jukebox LOADED with songs between 1950 - 1983.

-- Love sites like this.  Baitcar.com is a site with nothing but vids from cars set up in sting operations to catch car thieves.

-- This is beyond bizarre - in the 1950s, a "mad" scientist stitched a puppy head to the body of a larger dog resulting in a 2 headed dog that actually lived for some time afterward!  Why?  I mean really - why?

-- Locate famous people's address stocked with a huge database of names/addresses.

-- If you are looking for a movie that is next to impossible to get (i.e. - rare bootlegs), this is the site to check out.  This guy has everything!

 

Living easy, living free
Season ticket on a one-way ride
Asking nothing, leave me be
Taking everything in my stride
Don't need reason, don't need rhyme
Ain't nothing I would rather do
Going down, party time
My friends are gonna be there too

I'm on the highway to hell

No stop signs, speed limit
Nobody's gonna slow me down
Like a wheel, gonna spin it
Nobody's gonna mess me round
Hey Satan, payed my dues
Playing in a rocking band
Hey Momma, look at me
I'm on my way to the promised land

 

December 27, 2006

 

 

-- Mike Tyson - pure genius (or something like that)

-- Quick, handy little website to identify registered sex offenders in your area.  Must have for parents!

-- Wow!  Practical jokes haven't evolved much have they?

-- Some nice hi-res bad weather shots

-- This site sells (?) kites that allow you to attach a camera and take aerial pictures.  Very cool!

-- Funny travel pics

-- Photographs of abandoned places around the world.  Some pretty dangerous places

-- An interactive table of the elements with facts about all known elements

-- Do you dare fly the homemade helicopter?

-- Remember Crazy Eddie?  His prices were insane!

-- Vent your anger on platewire.com where you can report those idiots out on the road.  Great idea

-- I give up!  I can't make it past Level 3 - can you?

-- Many Flash games.  Many.

-- darejunkies.com dare you to do some weird stuff.  You videotape yourself doing that weird stuff and send it in for the possibility of winning prizes and cash

-- For those of you who saw the movie The Exorcism of Emily Rose, the movie was based on a true story.  Except the girl was actually a German and her name was Anneliese Michel.  Here is a webpage that has photographs of the actual exorcism and also the same audio of the exorcism that was used in the court case

 

There's a campaign of hate
Its waiting at the school gates
For what I am not aware
Must be what you wrote
What you write, you swore that you'd swear

Now remember why you came
Not to play follow the leader, no no

Poor kids dressing like they're rich (mods)
Rich kids dressing like they're poor (oh my god)
White kids talking like they're black
I tried it with Charlene
And I spent three days on my back

Oh she said baby...
I like the cut of your J.I.B.
Don't believe them when they say
That you don't get nothing for free
It's all for free follow me now

There's a campaign of hate
It's waiting at the school gate
There's a campaign of hate
Its waiting at the school gates

 

 

October 20, 2006

 

Happy Halloween !!

 

 

 

-- Great game sponsered by M&Ms.  Take a look at this picture and try to guess what horror movie it represents. There are 50 movies total.

-- Verslaser.  If you have the dough, this little baby will etch just about any material with any picture or lettering you desire.  Very, very cool but very, very expensive!

-- Neat gaming website that recreates many classic games from Atari to C64 into Flash.  Cost money though.

-- Protect your identity by hiding your IP via this service.

-- Nice little Flash game - object is to get the little guy to the flag by drawing a path and avoiding obstacle. Hint : use arrow keys to control the guy and your mouse to draw the path.

-- Awesome game perfect for Halloween especially if you are a Lovecraft fan.

-- Site loaded with UFO pictures and videos

I sit in my easy chair
I've got so much time to spare
cause I know in my future days
I'll have my lion's share

There's nothing I like better
Than getting something for nothing
Then some will tell you that you can't get nothing for free
Obviously they don't know me

You can have your cake and eat it too
And there's plenty of free lunch for you
If you think you're getting cheated then you don't have a clue
You don't know where you are, or what to do

I live the lifestyle they speak of so highly
I live the life...the life of riley

 

Sept 9, 2006

 

 

-- Believe it or not, the Bronx Zoo actually displayed a black man as an animal back in 1906.  It's hard to believe that this was only 100 years ago!  America's come a long way since then. Not quite there yet but making progress as more and more of the older prejudice-minded bigots die...

-- Whatever you do, DON'T CLICK HERE.

-- The Paul Green School of Rock was started in Philly.  Here is a link of one of his school's performing Pink Floyd the Wall.  These kids range in age from 8 - 16.  Pretty damn good!

-- Please vote for Olivia Brady for PA State Rep.  If you would like to donate, please follow this link.

-- When animations attack.

-- Remember the game QIX (sp?) - well this is QIX and Pac-Man mixed.  What a blast from the past!

-- We've all seen 'em.  Here is the ultimate collection of crummy church signs.

-- Things you don't see everyday.

-- An entire town in Russia that has been completely abandoned.

-- Fun little game where you need to protect your fort from invading armies.  The last weapon is hilarious!

-- A little mind game where the object is to guess what the person searched for in Google.

-- Use the Roboclaw around obstacles.

-- This is such a great prank.  A group of about 50 went into a Home Depot after syncronizing their watches.  At a preset time, they all began to move in slow motion.  Then back to normal after 5 minutes.  5 minutes later they all froze!  Some great reactions from employees and fellow shoppers!

-- Even furniture gets horny.  Yeah.  Also check out the making of Roof Sex.

-- EBay auction of a "mermaid" found in Florida.

 

Dont give 'em your love
But don't give 'em your heart
But don't give 'em your love
But they tear it apart
But dont give 'em your love
Friend, don't give 'em your heart
But they tearing it up
But then tear it apart

No, cause I don't care no more
No, I don't care no more
Cause I don't care no, uh
No, I don't care no more
No, I don't care no more
Cause I don't care no

Yeah, the way you move, the way you walk
But you don't talk that way to me
Lord, the way you move, the way you walk
My mother, turn away from me

We call the thing-a that you gotta, gotta, proper, proper
Because me walking like it tough for me to, doctor, doctor
He nod, the night time will-a me-a juke and jock and stuck ya
Me want the better part of thing-a you offered
As she walk me feel the thing _____ the jeopardy
Who mon? I'll talk, but she know she was sweat to me
Things that she got, parting a flap, why not?
He and I, the _____ and me done now

 

Aug 5, 2006

 

 

-- Picture updates: Allie's Field Trip to Strasburg Railroad, Graduation Time - Spring City Elementary School, Rachel's Haircut, Allison's Tattoo Sleeves, Florida Picture Set 1, Florida Picture Set 2 & Florida Picture Set 3.

-- Florida Panoramic pictures (require Quicktime).

-- A little flight simulator using Google maps.  I knew it was a matter of time before we started to see this kinda thing.

-- Small utility that allows you to zoom in very close to any web object.  Extremely clear also.

-- Man does this look fun!!!!

-- 10 most violent children's games - who over 30 can't relate to these???

-- Alex Grey is an artist with a knack for psychedelia.

 

No lyrics this month cause..

the song remains the same!

 

May 29, 2006

 

 

-- Picture updates: Allie and Rachel Jamming on Guitar, Eyes Wide Open Anti-War Demonstration in West Chester, PA, Dogwood Fair, & Phoenix Steel Iron Company Refurbished.

-- Be sure to check out the newly refurbished Online Games section!

-- Jet powered model aircraft - yeah boy!

-- A nice tutorial on how to rip DVDs into small video files for playback on a small media device.

-- Here is a webcam focused on a light bulb that has stayed lit for 104 years and counting.  Amazing!

-- For those who enjoy(ed) the stoned humor of Mitch Hedberg, here is a site filled with free audio and video of comedy's most wasted funnyman.

-- Who said a motorcycle cannot be built with a radial engine Here's some pictures.

-- Some general information about the Rosetta Stone.  If it wasn't for this stone, we would be in the dark about many ancient translations.  Who knows what religion would be like today...

-- My brother (an avid fisherman) turned me onto this site.  It's a PA Fishing site that allows you to post any hot spots or general fishing info for this area.  Also a webcam of a fish ladder set up somewhere in Fairmount park.

 

Marky got with Sharon
And Sharon got Cherese
She was sharing Sharon's outlook
On the topic of disease
Mikey had a facial scar
And Bobby was a racist
They were all in love with dyin'
They were doing it in Texas
Tommy played piano
Like a kid out in the rain
Then he lost his leg in Dallas
He was dancing with a train
They were all in love with dyin'
They were drinking from a fountain
That was pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain

I don't mind the sun sometimes
The images it shows
I can taste you on my lips
And smell you in my clothes
Cinnamon and sugary
And softly spoken lies
You never know just how you look
Through other people's eyes

Some will die in hot pursuit
In fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit
While sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life
And drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain

Another Mikey took a knife
While arguing in traffic
Flipper died a natural death
He caught a nasty virus
Then there was the ever-present
Football player rapist
They were all in love with dyin'
They were doing it in Texas
Polly caught a bullet
But it only hit his leg
Well it should have been a better shot
And got him in the head
They were all in love with dyin'
They were drinking from a fountain
That was pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain


 

May 3, 2006

 

Rest in Peace my buddy 

I'll never forgot you.  I still can't believe you are gone.  I've dreaded this day for years and wish I could wake up and it all be a dream.

Ride on and one day I will join you!

Judy "Tut" Bergeron

1956 - 2006

 

April 23, 2006

 

 

-- Picture updates: Rachel's 4th Birthday, Historic Philly, Wellsboro Mountain Trip, Hawk Mountain, Mathias Schaumboch's Tavern, Month of January & Month of March

-- Make your own hypnotic Indian trance music!

-- Another Flash game that is puzzle based and EXTREMELY hard to figure out!

-- A taped show of the infamous Bill Hicks - one of the funniest comedians ever!

-- Yet another Flash game involving Samurai Kittens

-- A huge cockroach that can control the little "roach cart" that he is sitting on.  Strange.

-- WARNING!  HIGHLY disturbing pictures of shark attacks.  Proceed at own risk!

-- A very interesting website detailing all major canals in Pennsylvania including - Yankee Damn in Linfield & Mont Clare Canal.

-- Remember the bubble girl?  Well here is a more current version.  Too bad it isn't real!!!!!!!!!!

 

i said now c'mon little baby say why don't we go
on down to mexico
hey little darlin' then i'm dyin' to take you
on to jamaica
look in my eyes and i'll tell you face to face
i'm going to the the place that's best yes
they keep you warm, but they be your sunshine yeah
you call me yours i'll call me mine, yes
overcome those devils with something called love
overcome those devils and then rise up above love
i don't love violence
but i don't love evil
i love something that is real yes
you wanna fight me?
do you got something to prove, prove?
go on and make your dirty move, right
and if i was to sail on a ship
it would be 'cross the sea
me open up me mind dream become reality
but me open up my dream say
but if you say it's true
but tell me little girls what am i supposed to do?
when she come to give good loving
yes good loving all the time
but yes the sex is best
coming in the morningtime
besides this pretty girl
yes she tell me feel fine
hit down the treble
boy here come the bassline
i singin' c'mon little baby
listen close to what they've got to say
this be the bassline from the jungle make you feel irie
they be the one they callin' s-t double-o p-i-d
i'm slightly stoopid baby slightly but not completely
oh yeah
how many people wanna go
on to the land that they call mexico
come feel me
how many people wanna take ya'
said over to 'dem island that they call jamaica
yeah, dem a supercat i feel they never wanna g'wan
lord him a supercat i feel they never wanna g'wan
no lord they never wanna live to see jah rising sun
oh come on listen ragamuffin want to chant you down
say now
how many people wanna stop me
lord they comin' non-stop
come fi yes they come to rock
come feel them
how many people in jah dance
lookin' for some lovin'
an' loving and romance'
yeah
they comin' up on my riddim'
but creator said
lord i a man go steal it
i say go jah man go
lord they've got some problems
know me don't think so
 

March 19, 2006

 

 

-- Please visit a new section on my website called the Spring City Project - documenting Spring City one street at a time!

-- A photographer posts photographs taken of Paris from 100 years ago by Eugene Atget  and recreates those same photos modern day

-- Everybody knows the opening sequence from Simpsons right? Well here is the real life opening sequence acted out.

-- The guy that does the impressions from the Police Academy movies would be proud!

-- I'm still not sure if this is real.  From what I have read, it is very real. Developed by Honda.  This has to be the most humanly realistic robot I've seen yet (except for movies).  And while I'm on robots, check out this little guy busting some robot moves.

-- Many of your stupid questions answered.

 

Bounce with me, come real, take me
Follow some of them right on over to the right mental stylee
Keep me head above the water, they walking improper
Watch you children, they must be moron brotha
First glance sight, they got to be shotta
Respect the icons, they are the transcendors
Bob Marley, Euroy, Peter Tosh, and Bunny Wailer
How we come up me wonder, who some are who follow

Allow me a beat to follow I'll do this
How would it feel to meditate and I'll study from this
On the Billboard chart they'll bring back me hit
Give me the mic and run the track, the Mister start a spit
Tell them a Mr. Mutton time boy, they exit
Cartez sent them out with friend but them a hypocrite
Border line nigga, tell them don't cross it
How all don't me carrying a basket

Bounce with me, pound the floor, this entity is done
He has done so many things, some man was done but then become
A man if he understand how the world runs

But you can't be ungrateful

And now allow me a beat to follow I'll do this
How would it feel to meditate and I'll study from this
On the Billboard chart they'll bring back me hit
Give me the mic and run the track, the Mister start a spit

Tell me, tell me when you're ready for me
Tell me, tell me when you're ready for me

And I don't wanna no, follow the Babylon way
I just wanna, put myself into the righteous way, way

Me no see no other way, but me no see no other way
The one way me seeing is the righteous way
Me no see no other way, but me no see no other way
The one way me seeing is the righteous way

 

February 20, 2006

 

 

-- Picture updates: Christmas 2005, Christian's 10th Birthday party, Slightly Stoopid Concert in Philly & Snow Day Feb 2006.

-- Autopsy for Beginners.  For the little mortician in all of us....

-- Remember the Commodore 64 days?  Well relive them here with many C64 games in Flash format.

-- Another addictive multiplayer game which plays sorta like Charades.

-- A series of modern art that shows different scenes of suicides lego style.

-- Monkey Mail - not too many things funnier than a monkey.  Well, maybe a midget with a monkey...

 

Hello little darling
Ain't no need to worry
Feels right in my arms now
Why go home, be all alone?
But if the sunshines know thats because of you
Just know thats true.
When all your moneys gone
Where will you be?
If your love is strong
Thats all you need.
 

One time you know i love you
With your funky ass style
I love you twice a month since you had our first child
Our love runs deep like the blood in my veins
I love you always, and always the same


Love remains.
Love your every change
Love your every phase
The passing of the day, plus when your away
Oh darling darling if you stay my love will never change


Feel the power when our 2 hearts will combine
The power is yours and the power is mine
When love is born you know the sky must cry
Write you love letters till my pen runs dry
If you stay, good lovin make me wanna fly
If you go, rise and fall-dip and dive
You who I'm with so i shine so bright
I love you darling till the day that i die.

Darling darling I said now where'd you go?
I said I'll never know, the way you come and go.
When all your moneys gone
Where will you be?
If your love is strong
Thats all you need

Call a 911 and its emergency
But even in the 912 do you feel the urgent see
To people all around the world who never heard of me
Just leave another message please
Lord please guide and protect me
I got the love in my heart
I got fire in my soul
This no type of fire that nobody can control
But when I'm up on the mic
I got the mind overload
They never test me just because they dont rock and roll
I'm singing oh my God Lord have mercy
Thought fools were gettin bad
But now they're even gettin worse see
Somethings cant be healed up by no doctors or no nurses
It's time to stop the fussin' and the fightin' and the cursin'
This world is hopeless,
But i love it anyway
Thats why they givin all the good love for free
And if u need love, with your lovin are you brave?
Come on and give a little good love to me

Darling darling i said now whered you go?
I said I'll never know, the way you come and go.
When all your moneys gone
Where will you be?
If your love is strong,
Thats all you need.

It's a long long way from home but hold on.
It's a long it's a long long way but hold on.
 

December 25, 2005

 

 

-- Picture updates: Branden W's Birthday Party at Dave & Busters

-- From the creator of How Things Work comes an article that clearly lays out the facts of the Darwin vs. Jesus dispute

-- Maps of celebrities homes online

-- Secret codes in numbers - throwback from the HAM radio days - most likely fake. More info here.

-- Dueling banjos courtesy of our animal friends

-- Japan's version of David Blaine/Cris Angel - very good!  Here's a strange Ebay-like auction site that sells nothing but magic items.

-- Give Bush a brain game! God knows he needs one!

-- Hilarious album by Van Morrison from the late 60s.  After a falling out with his record company, he "threw" together this album as one final "F YOU" to them just to fulfill his contract.  This thing had me cracking up for days!!

-- Elastic baby

-- Dissecting the classic TV show "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer" - powerfully funny and provocative :)!

-- Cool drawing etch-a-sketch style

-- Absolutely beautiful photography of Paris. Don't forget to scroll to the right to see the whole thing.

-- 8 myths about video games debunked.  Forget what you've been told!

-- What a boring world without these - 50 greatest gadgets from the past 50 years.


Now baby, give me loving, give it to me in the morning light
Now, some more loving then we gonna sleep tonight
She said, together we will be all right, and that we one in a billion

I'm gonna love you, but you really need to understand
If I'm your lover I'm your one-woman man
Don't need no loving and I'm run from here to Japan
And then, and all I want is my girlfriend

Up on a plane and I'm going to a foreign land
I know, Jamaica then we go to Japan
She's singing, when-a, when-a will you be back agian?
No, and that she can't take the pressure, love

I gonna love her, give it to her in the morning light
Now, some more loving then we gonna sleep tonight
She said, together we will be all right, and that we one in a million

I'm gonna love you, but you really need to understand
That I'm your lover and your one-woman man
Don't need no loving and I'm run from here to Japan, girl
And all I want is my girlfriend

Up on a plane and I'm going to a foreign land
I know, Jamaica then we going to Japan
She's singing, when-a will you be back again?
No, and that she can't take the pressure, love

And then we one in a million

 I'm gonna love you, but you really need to understand
That I'm your lover and your one-woman man
Don't need no loving and I'm run from here to Japan, girl
And all I want is my girlfriend

Up on a plane and I'm going to a foreign land
I know, Jamaica then we going to Japan
She's singing, when-a will you be back again?
No, and that she can't take the pressure, love
Can't take the pressure, love
Can't take the pressure, love

 

October 29, 2005

 

Happy Halloween!!

 

-- NOTICE!! Chester County Peace Movement

-- Searchable index of famous deaths.

-- Funny site about stuff that only happens in the movies.

-- 2000 and counting.  This war is unjust. 

-- Laughing stock of the United States.

-- Miles and miles of abandoned tunnels below London Town.

-- Interesting site about hidden art in micro chips throughout the years.

-- Thousands of addresses for celebrities.

-- My kind of art.  Pretty neat!! :)

-- Mind blowing but simple trick when you figure it out! Here's another one.

-- Never heard this one until recently. Hawk Mountain is the location of the first recorded serial killer in US history. Pretty freaky!

 


Like walkin on the moon was such a good feeling
I'm lyin in bed and I'm starin at the ceilin
Can't wake up on Monday morning
Thinkin about work makes me yawn and
As I look outside it's rainin, pourin
Cats and dogs don't wanna think no more
About when I gotta get up and get out my bed
I'd rather sleep and smoke a b-load instead
Because the harder you try the less you succeed
Don't try at all and get everything you need
Because the harder you fall the more it's gon bleed
Watch where you stepping cause you best not step on me

If you're ugly on the outside it don't matter
If the beauty on the inside it over powers
If the beauty on the outside it wont matter
If you're ugly on the inside then I don't want

And if you the type of person getting no recognition
Reach inside your pocket feelin all your money missin
And you wanna shoot your gunz but you got no ammunition
Open up your mind, body, soul and take a listen

The harder you try the less you succeed
Don't try at all and get everything you need
Because the harder you fall the more it's gon bleed
Watch where you stepping cause you best not step on me

It's always hard when you're workin for the other man
Tryin to make a dollar with the palms of my empty hands
It seems so easily but it never seems to last long
Thinkin that you got it for a minute then a minutes gone

 

September 24, 2005

 

 

-- Picture updates: French Creek State Park & Trip to Jim Thorpe and Centralia

-- You don't know how frequently you use it until you CANT!

-- Baby pictures & before they were stars

-- This game is simple but fun

-- Most of the Urban Legends series found here are BS but still very entertaining

-- Great flash interface and extremely well done sketches

-- Nice astronomy program that points out stars and such for your area

-- Abandoned hotel in Korea which cost almost a billion to build and has been vacant and abandoned for 10 years

-- Not special effects but it sure seems like it - trick shot pool player

-- You design or photograph it and then make millions through this website !! :)

-- How did the cat get so fat?  Damn I hate Dubya.

 

Just 'cause she dances go-go
don't make her a ho no no
Maxine put your red shows on
we goin' to the disco
we gonna elope on down to mexico
called up my momma said i'm in love with a stripper yo
 

ten grand
lemme see you shake it like you got no bones in your body
and you were made to be a celebrity
twenty grand
know it's a sin
revealin' skin
but i gotta do that shit just to fufill the fantasy
thirty grand
to the highest bidder
but Chris Rock said
there's no sex in the champagne room
forty grand
see the type of tears comin' down
type of tears that i saw the type that money couldn't buy


just 'cause she dances go-go
don't make her a ho no no
maxine put your red shows on
we goin' to the disco
we gonna elope on down to mexico
called up my momma said i'm in love with a stripper yo


 

August 8, 2005

 

 

-- Picture updates: Fishing with Rachel, Eastern State Pen & U.S.S N.J, Badfish Concert with Allie, & Atlantic City

-- You don't need this website to tell you this!

-- Something is just plain hilarious about this stupid game.

-- For all you bartenders and waiters/waitresses, here's a way to let off some steam when somebody is a cheap ass.

-- This little piece of art is something.  Click on the seasons and then each little cross. Be sure top check out all the pictures.  Extremely well done!

 

Early man walked away
As modern man took control
Their mind's weren't all the same
And to conquer was their goal
So he built his great empire
And he slaughtered his own kind
He died a counfused man
And killed himself in his own mind

 

Were only gonna die for our own arrragence,
so we might as well take our time

 

 

July 7, 2005

 

Me and my man Angelo Moore from FishBone at the Troc in Philly.

FishBone & Slightly Stoopid put on one of the best shows I've ever seen in my life!

Angelo is one cool muther! These guys totally rocked the house!!!

 

-- Picture updates: April motorcycle pictures, Little Branden, Canal Dedication, Dogwood Fair, May Pix & Outer Banks Trip.

-- A site that sells one thing a day. Usually at rock bottom prices.

-- The real Star Wars.

-- The bubble girl.  See what you can do wit her.

-- Bubble girl just a little too far.

-- A bit expensive but a really cool gift.

 

Down in Mississippi where the sun beats down from the sky
They give it up and they give it up and they give it up
But they never ask why
Daddy was a rollin' rollin' stone
He rolled away one day and he never came home
It ain't hard to understand
This ain't Hitler's master plan
What it takes to be a man
In my mind, in my brain
I roll it over like a steamin' freight train
It ain't hard to ascertain
You only see what you want to believe
When you light up in the back with those tricks up your sleeve
That don't mean I can't hang
But the day that I die
Will be the day that I shut my mouth and put down my guitar
Sunday morning hold church down at the bar
Get down on your knees and start to pray
Pray my itchy rash will go away
Back up y'all it ain't me
Kentucky Fried Chicken is all I see
It's a hellified way to start your day
If I make you cry all night
Me and daddy gonna have a fist fight
It ain't personal, it ain't me
I only hear what you told me to be
I'm a backward-ass hillbilly
I'm Dick Butkiss
You know I lie
I get mean, I'm a thief in the dark
I'm a ragin' machine
I'm a triple rectified ass son of a bitch
Rec-tite(tm) on my ass and it makes me itch
I can see for miles and miles and miles
My broken heart makes me smile
In my mind, in my brain
I go back and go completely insane
It ain't personal, it ain't me
If I make you cry I might
Be your daddy at the end of the night
Take a load from my big gun
You only see what you want to believe
When you creep from the back
I got tricks up my sleeve
24/7 the devil's best friend
It makes no difference
It's all the same in the end

 

April 22, 2005

 

 

-- This can't be real....

-- For those Buddhist's out there, a little ZEN

-- A video done by a pre-famous Jim Morrison in 1964 for Florida State.

-- Best to start preparing now!

-- This is one awesome working scale model of an engine.  This guy is good!

-- Spell with pictures.  Pretty cool web tool with HTML export.

-- Very nice Urban Exploration site. Byberry included.

-- If you are a child of the 80s than you will understand this site.  Absolutely hilarious!

-- If you are "noteworthy" then you most likely are on this site.

-- Darts and sheep.

-- One of the best optical illusions I've ever seen.

 

To a party the other night
Yeah just to see another fight
All this violence it just aint right yeah
Come on party people lets unite
You'll see, were better off just you and me
You'll see, come and dance with me
Whoa oh
To a party where there is no fighting, yeah!
To a party where its goin' all right
To a party where it lasts all night
To a party where we all unite
You'll see, get up and dance with me
You'll see, just get...

 

 

March 5, 2005

 

 

-- Picture updates ---> Christian's 9th Birthday & New York Trip.

-- Oh if this was only for real!

-- A list of videos featuring the Super Bowl commercials.

-- Tell this site your birthdate and it tells you all kinds of interesting facts catered to the date.

-- Not a very good choice for a domain name.

-- This is pretty damn clever.

-- Boss DJ rockin' the hiz-owz!

-- You should have already seen this by now. Star Wars Kid beware!

-- This is quite shocking but after you look at this site, click here.

-- It's good to see even rednecks entering the age of the Internet.

-- Very disturbing site featuring torture devices of all shapes and sizes.

 

We took this trip to garden grove
It smelled like Lou Dog inside the van, oh yeah
This ainít no fuckin' reggae party, $5 at the door
It gets so real sometimes, who wrote my rhyme
I got the microwave, got the vcr
I got the deuce-deuce in the trunk of my car, oh yeah
If you only knew all the love that I found
Itís hard to keep my soul on the ground
Youíre a fool, donít fuck around with my dog
All that I can see I steal, I fill up my garage
Cause in my mind
Music from Jamaica, all the love that I found
Pull over thereís a reason why my soulís unsound
Itís you
Itís that shit stuck under my shoe
Itís that smell inside the van
Itís my bed sheet covered with sand
Sitting through a shitty band
Getting dog shit on my hands
Getting hassled by the man
Waking up to an alarm
Sticking needles in my arm
Picking up trash on a freeway
Feeling depressed everyday
Leaving without making a sound
Picking my dog at the pound
Living in a tweeker pad
Getting yelled at by my dad
Saying Iím happy when Iím not
Finding roaches in the pot
All these things I do
Theyíre waiting for you.

 

January 27, 2005

 

 

-- Picture updates ---> Christmas Time 2004, Oley House - SOLD & Louie Dog - my new Dalmation.

-- Cluster Ballooning - one part sport, one part INSANITY!

-- One guy's collection of some really strange posters he collected off the streets of New York over the years.

-- Dave Mann was a great artist for Easy Rider magazine.  He died in September. This site is a nice collection of his artwork.

-- Last meals requested by death row inmates.

-- A nice display of digital dexterity.

-- A thought provoking flash about poverty in the United States.

 

Thereís a steel train cominí through I would take it if I could
And I would not lie to you because Sunday morniní soon will come

When things will be much easier to say
Upon the microphone like a boss dj
But I wonít walk up upon the sea like it was dry land
Boss dj ainít nothiní but a man
No trouble, no fuss, I know why..

Itís so nice, I wanna hear the same song twice,
Itís so nice donít wanna hear the same song twice

Rumors are spreading all over my town
But itís just stones and sticks,
Upon the microphone is where I go to get my fix
Just let the loviní take a hold cuz it will if you let it
Iím funky not a junkie but I know where to get it
No trouble no fuss I know why

Itís so nice I wanna hear the same song twice
Itís so nice I wanna hear the same song twice

Oooee girl
Oooee girl
Oooee girl

Ooee girl and there really ainít no time to waste
Really ainít no time to hate
Ainít got no time to waste, time to hate
Really ainít no time to make the time go away

So mister dj donít stop the music,
I wanna know,
Are you feeliní the same way too?

I wanna rock it wih you-ou girl,
You-ou girl, you-ou girl, oooooo
Mmmmmhmmmhhmmm
Donít stop

ícuz itís so nice I wanna hear the same song twice,
Itís so nice I wanna hear the same song twice

Nowadays all the songs on the radio,
They all,
All drive me crazy

 

December 4, 2004

 

 

-- Picture updates ---> Halloween, Thanksgiving, Rachel's 3rd Birthday, & Rachel's Hospital Stay.

-- Massive collection of Movie Mistakes.

-- A little more interesting than a plane - how about Flying Lawnmowers.

-- Cool little game - Copter.

-- Kinda puts things into perspective doesn't it?

-- A normal Friday Night. :)

-- This guy really needs to find a life.

-- This has to be the funniest DUI ever caught on tape!

-- Insanely awesome Map / Globe site!

 

I heard that payback's a mother fuckin' bitch
But I won't stress and I won't switch
And I would not take my life
Glory please my God the only thing on my mind
Takes up all of my time

Running from a gun
Or some brain that ways a ton
And my God it hurts to get so low
Searchin' through the cars
Cold still searchin' through the night
I think I will run to you but I refuse to fuss and fight

And God may find a reason
Well I'm sure you'll find a rhyme
Because it takes up nearly all my time
He who stands for freedom
God knows I've got the number
But maybe I just use too much

I was sitting in that bar
Now I'm sittin' in that stolen car
Cold, still rollin' down the boulevard
Saw you with a gleam
And the microphone scene
Think I will run, to you
But I know I won't live for me
Cause I know God's got both, the reason and the rhyme
Please tell me, why he takes up all my time
I've been drinking, just like you
And baby, you've got something I can use

Payback's a mother fuckin' blast
But I won't stress and I won't blast
And I would not take my life
Glory please, my God, comin' from heaven above
Takes up all of my time
And I said

(Why must I feel like that?)

Running from a gun
And some brain that ways a ton
You know, I did that line for Flava' Flave

But, all the D.J.'s do it
All the D.J.'s use it
I would run, I would switch
But I wanna be the same
And I know I'll find a reason
'Cause I always bust a rhyme
Because it takes up nearly all my time
The "T" here stands for treason
The "D" here stands for dove
And maybe I just use too,
Maybe I'm just used too much
And maybe I just use too much.

 

October 16, 2004

 

 

-- Picture updates ---> Allie's 7th Birthday, Trip to Jim Thorpe, Pa, Lansdale Bike Night - "Sturgis East", RMC Motorcycle Drags & Wendy & Mike's Wedding on Oct 9, 2004.

-- Interesting service by Google to GET ANSWERS QUICK!

-- For those that are into Second Life - Take a walk in the shoes of a schizophrenic.

-- Where the censors when you need them? :)

-- Simple game that will drive you NUTS!

-- Good Ol' Dubya - he could start his own language.

-- Florida just released a demo version of the upcoming online election ballot - Take it for a spin!

-- Curious George with a twist(ed)

-- Amazing collection of seamless artwork from a variety a great artists! Use the up/down arrow keys to scroll through.

 

If my words did glow with the gold of sunshine
And my tunes were played on the harp unstrung,
Would you hear my voice come thru the music,
Would you hold it near as it were your own?

It's a hand-me-down, the thoughts are broken,
Perhaps they're better left unsung.
I don't know, don't really care
Let there be songs to fill the air.

Ripple in still water,
When there is no pebble tossed,
Nor wind to blow.

Reach out your hand if your cup be empty,
If your cup is full may it be again,
Let it be known there is a fountain,
That was not made by the hands of men.

There is a road, no simple highway,
Between the dawn and the dark of night,
And if you go no one may follow,
That path is for your steps alone.

Ripple in still water,
When there is no pebble tossed,
Nor wind to blow.

if you choose to lead, must follow
But if you fall you fall alone,
If you should stand then who's to guide you?
If I knew the way I would take you home.

 

September 3, 2004

 

 

-- Picture updates ---> Eastern State Pen, Centralia Trip & Christian's Ear Surgery.

-- Fetch Fido flash game. Get the block, doggie.

-- I'm George Bush and I didn't approve this message.

-- Paper Toss slam dunk paper airplane game..

-- Another flash game like Marble Madness.

-- Museum of Tall Buildings.

-- A collection of 1 minute vacations.

-- Road Trip USA - List of the best roads to cruise you motorcycle down

-- Build a Better Bush - God knows we need a new one!

-- Incredibly cool!  A monster size version of the classic board game MouseTrap.

-- Move your mouse and click around this guy's face.

-- Compilation of interesting stats.

-- Pick up the damn pen and DRAW!

One cup of coffee, then I'll go;
Though I just dropped by to let you know
That I'm leaving you tomorrow;
I'll cause you no more sorrow:
One cup of coffee, then I'll go.

I brought the money like the lawyer said to do,
But it won't replace the 'eartache I caused you;
It won't take the place of lovin' you, I know,
So one cup of coffee, then I'll go.


Tell the kids I came last night
And kissed them while they slept;
Make my coffee sweet and warm
Just the way you used to lie in my arms.

I brought the money like the lawyer said to do,
But it won't replace the 'eartache I caused you;
It won't take the place of lovin' you, I know,
So one cup of coffee, then I'll go;
One cup of coffee, then I'll go;
One cup of coffee, then I'll go.
 

 

July 13, 2004

 

 

-- Picture updates ---> Theresa & Rob's Wedding, Little Key's 1st Birthday & Trip to Outer Banks, North Carolina.

-- Whack-a-weird-blue-thing-with-one-eye-and-a-horn game.

-- Pool anyone?

-- Here's a site packed with Flash games - some are really good!

-- Yeah, he got a piehole alright...

-- Like the game Tapper, only way cheesier.

-- For those without lives... I know a few of them...

-- World's smallest park.

-- What icons do when you sleep.

-- Addicting like crack...

-- Write Bush's speech for him. You'll probally do a better job than his writers!  And while i'm on Bush, PLEASE, do yourself and your country a favor and go see Fahrenheit 911 and get this clown out of office!

 

Oobooboo, take a look at you, hanging on third and Daisy.
Wohbobo, policemen after you, smokin' crack cocaine makes you crazy.
You think everythings perfect in your world today,
you thing everythings just outrigigigey.
Take off your glass pipe, take off your sunglasses,
and tell me what you can see.
And I see life, corruption, look this way,
cooley on the corner, but she's not okay.
He's got lies, he's got rats in the street,
ya got no shoes, no shoes on the baby's feet.

Woahohoho, its a perfect world, yeah, yeah nanana its a perfect world.
Oh ahh, it's a perfect world, it's a perfect world, heaw.
Woahbobo, take a look at you, on your way to Kenny's.
Bobobo, wont you stop that crap, smoking that prob makes you crazy.
But everythings crazy in the world today,
so you might as well smoke it anyway.
I said you might as well, if it, will it, you will like that,
which you can not tell.
What is up?
What's down?
What is up?
What's down?
What's up?
What's down?
I don't know it's going around.

Head is spining, and it feel alright,
but the kids, the kids, the kids are alright.

 

May 29, 2004

 

 

-- Picture updates ---> Allie's Lemonade Stand, Frick's Lock & Phoenixville Pike House.

-- How good are you at guessing people's ages?

-- Conspiracies are rolling in about the Berg beheading.

-- A monkey tribute to the late great Man In Black.

-- Make up your own sign for the famous Iraq picture of soldier with 2 kids.

-- 3 words - Japanese Vending Machines

-- Naked running man in maze game.

-- A Deadhead's wet dream! Practically every damn concert available for download here! FOR FREE!!

-- Far out Bush game.

-- Very old 50's style Telephone Mannerisms booklet.

 

My hand went blind, you're in the vein clairvoyant
You're in the vein, clairvoyant, my hand went blind
I make love to my trance sister, my trance sister
and my trance parents see from the balcony
I looked out on the big field, on a big field
it opens like the cover of an old bible
And out come the wolves, out come the wolves
their paws trampling the snow, the alphabet
I stand on my head and watch it all go away

 

April 25, 2004

 

-- Picture updates ---> Blue Comet's Motorcycle Show 2004

-- 20 Questions - Try to stump the computer with the old game of 20 Questions.  The AI for this game is unusually smart!

-- How well do you know these United States?

-- Demonstration of the McGurk Effect

-- Very funny commercial starring Jerry Seinfeld and Superman

-- Interesting thorax cake and how to make it

-- Little late but 100 Greatest April Fool's Hoaxes of all Time

-- Send HUGE files for free

-- Game where computer will guess the television sitcom character

-- Funny site that is nothing but a collection of writings found on bathroom walls

 

The monkey sat on a pile of stones
And stared at the broken bone in his hand
And the stains of a Viennese quartet
Rang out across the land
The monkey looked up at the stars
And thought to himself
Memory is a stranger
History is for fools
And he cleaned his hands
In a pool of holy writing
Turned his back on the garden
And set out for the nearest town
Hold on hold on soldier
When you add it all up
The tears and the marrowbone
There's an ounce of gold
And an ounce of pride in each ledger
And the Germans killed the Jews
And the Jews killed the Arabs
And the Arabs killed the hostages
And that is the news
And is it any wonder
That the monkey's confused

 

March 27, 2004

 

-- Picture updates ---> My little nephew Key & Pennhurst Pix Set Three

-- Handy little tool to bypass site registrations.  Supports many news sites like the New York Times.

-- With all the Microsoft updates there has been since XP came out, it makes it a real pain in the ass to download and run all the updates if you need to reinstall windows.  Microsoft finally realized this and now offers a CD with all the updates for free.

-- Awesome link about a woman's motorcycle ride through Chernobyl area.  Very haunting story with many pictures.  She had to ride with a Geiger Counter to make sure she wasn't in any danger!

-- Neat site that allows you to upload a picture which then 'rasterizes' it to supersize!  I filled up an entire wall in my kids room with their picture.

-- Yup.  That's pretty much it.

-- Sweet memories of Lite Brite

-- Wondering who your neighbors are contributing to for the Presidency?  Well if you don't know, now you know.

-- A side of the war that for some reason you never hear of.  Pretty sad.

-- Never quite seen anything like this.  It's part font show, part music video - 100% creative!

 

The memories of a man in his old age
Are the deeds of a man in his prime.
You shuffle in gloom of the sickroom
And talk to yourself as you die.

Life is a short, warm moment
And death is a long cold rest.
You get your chance to try in the twinkling of an eye:
Eighty years, with luck, or even less.

So all aboard for the American tour,
And maybe you'll make it to the top.
And mind how you go, and I can tell you, 'cause I know
You may find it hard to get off.

You are the angel of death
And I am the dead man's son.
And he was buried like a mole in a fox hole.
And everyone is still in the run.

And who is the master of fox hounds?
And who says the hunt has begun?
And who calls the tune in the courtroom?
And who beats the funeral drum?

The memories of a man in his old age
Are the deeds of a man in his prime.
You shuffle in gloom in the sickroom
And talk to yourself till you die.

 

Feb 15, 2004

 

-- Picture updates ---> Christmas Pictures, Christian's 8th birthday party and Hidden Pennhurst Cells

-- I'm still adding more stuff to the Pennhurst section.  I finally realized that this is going to take months! Alot of stuff to be scanned and edited.  Keep checking back for new material.

-- License Plates of the World!

-- The ESP game.  Always somebody playing.

-- Another amazing example of Flash animation. Command a submarine.

-- Can you spot the fake smile?

-- Next time someobdy asks you for personal info, go here and find out how much it's worth!

-- Very interesting tutorial on how they replace a knee.  You be the surgeon.  Not for the sqeemish!

-- Take a virtual tour to a variety of places.

-- Updated Programz List

 

Itís not the right time to be sober
Now the idiots have taken over
Spreading like a social cancer, is there an answer?

Mensa membership exceeding
Tell me why and how are all the stupid people breeding
Watson, itís really elementary
The industrial revolution
Has flipped the bitch on evolution
The benevolent and wise are being cornered, ostracized, what a bummer
The world keeps getting dumber
Insensitivity is standard and faith is being fancied over reason

Darwinís rollin over in his coffin
The fittest are surviving much less often
Now everything seems to be reversing, and itís worsening
Someone flopped a steamer in the gene pool
Now angry mob mentalityís no longer the exception, itís the rule
And Iím startin to feel a lot like charlton heston
Stranded on a primate planet
Apes and orangutans that ran it to the ground
With generals and the armies that obeyed them
Followers following fables
Philosophies that enable them to rule without regard

Thereís no point for democracy when ignorance is celebrated
Political scientists think the same one vote that some monkeys are inbred
Majority rule, donít work in mental institutions
Sometimes the smallest softest voice carries the grand biggest solutions

What are we left with?
A nation of god-fearing pregnant nationalists
Who feel itís their duty to populate the homeland
Pass on traditions
How to get ahead religions
And prosperity be a symbol to culture

The idiots are takin over

 

    Feb 6, 2004

 

---->  New Web Host  <----

 

Since Crosswinds dumped me, I'm now with Globat.com

 

-- Thanks to John from lefttorot.com, I was able to locate the Pennhurst Morgue.  Check it out!

-- Because of plans to add MUCH MORE content regarding Pennhurst, I created a section devoted solely to that as you can see on the left toolbar. Here you will find articles, videos and scanned PDFs of actual documents form Pennhurst.

-- Added Pennhurst message board.  Click here to enter or click on the link on the left toolbar.

-- What time is it?  Clock 1, Clock 2 & Clock 3.

-- Here's a guy that has more time on his hands then myself.  He cataloged abandoned bikes in New York City.

-- Flash animation called Drum Machine. Takes a little time to load but pretty cool.

-- Ahhhhh, good ol' Etch-A-Sketch.

-- I always wondered where these came from. Now I know.

-- 49 foot, 1,000 pound python caught.  Thought it was true until I read this.

-- How many times do you see this in the neighborhood?  Just today I see that they are making a bank out of the old Pizza Hut in Phoenixville.  At least modify the building!

-- This has to be the best sidewalk chalkings I've ever seen! Mind blowing! They look way too real...

-- A subway, 3 webcams and visual sensors = sonata for the unaware.  All live - people don't know they are being web-cammed but are actually making the music by passing in front of the cameras. Be patient - takes a while to load but worth the wait. Hit refresh and click on the title if it doesn't look like it's loading.

-- Nerd stuff - stuff to build McGyver style..

 

Dec 27, 2003

 

When I'm lyin' in my bed at night
I don't wanna grow up
Nothing ever seems to turn out right
I don't wanna grow up
How do you move in a world of fog that's
always changing things
Makes me wish that I could be a dog
When I see the price that you pay
I don't wanna grow up
I don't ever want to be that way
I don't wanna grow up
Seems that folks turn into things
that they never want
The only thing to live for is today...
I'm gonna put a hole in my T.V. set
I don't wanna grow up
Open up the medicine chest
I don't wanna grow up
I don't wanna have to shout it out
I don't want my hair to fall out
I don't wanna be filled with doubt
I don't wanna be a good boy scout
I don't wanna have to learn to count
I don't wanna have the biggest amount
I don't wanna grow up
Well when I see my parents fight
I don't wanna grow up
They all go out and drinkin all night
I don't wanna grow up
I'd rather stay here in my room
Nothin' out there but sad and gloom
I don't wanna live in a big old tomb on Grand Street
When I see the 5 oclock news
I don't wanna grow up
Comb their hair and shine their shoes
I don't wanna grow up
Stay around in my old hometown
I don't wanna put no money down
I don't wanna get a big old loan
Work them fingers to the bone
I don't wanna float on a broom
Fall in love, get married then boom
How the hell did it get here so soon

no I don't wanna grow up
 

-- Pictures Updates --> Little Rachel's 2nd Birthday, Thanksgiving and a trip to Skyline Drive in Virginia including Lurray Caverns.

-- Added the article about Pennhurst.

-- A tribute to our President courtesy of NOFX.

-- An alien creature found in Chile? You be the judge...

-- Bubb Rubb soundboard.  The whistles go Woo Woo!!

-- Zip Code Locator - Neat little tool

-- Update my Filez list.  It's been a long time....just CDs now.

 

Sept 24, 2003

I'm waiting for my man, 26 Dollars in my hand
Up to Lexington 125
Feel sick and dirty, more dead than alive
I'm waiting for my man
Hey white boy, what you doing uptown?
Hey white boy, you chasing our women around ?
Oh, pardon me, Sir, it's furthest from my mind
I'm just lookin' for a dear, dear friend of mine
I'm waiting for my man
Here he comes, he's all dressed in black
Beat up shoes and and big straw hat
He's never early, he's always late
First thing you learn is that you always gotta wait
I'm waiting for my man
Up to a Brownstone building, up three flights of stairs
Everybody's pinned you, but nobody cares
He's got the works, gives you a sweet taste
Then you gotta split
'cause you've got no time to waste
I'm waiting for my man
Baby, don't you holler
Darling don't you bawl and shout
I'm feeling so good
I'm gonna work it all out
I'm feeling good, I'm feeling oh so fine
Until tomorrow, but that's just some other time
I'm waiting for my man
The Male Brain

-- Pictures Updates --> Our vacation to Allie's Birthday, Christian and Allie's first day of school, the month of August 2003, Resevoir Mountain, Pennhurst Update and Mt Clare Canal Diving.

-- Our good friend Wendy is getting married!  Her boyfriend Mike proposed to her.  Here are the pictures!

-- Did you ever get an e-mail from Nigeria asking for money to 'secure' millions of dollars in return?  I recently got one and screwed around with the con artist by acting like a gullible American.  Last week I read about a lady that did the same thing but damn did she do it good!  Read this, it is very funny!

-- Weird.  Just plain weird.

-- Cool little 3D stick figure game.

 

July 11, 2003

 

She takes her time when itís time to get ready.
Always has her way.
Always leaves me waiting by the phone.
She told me more than once to take it slow,
And I said ok.
But lately Iíve been sleeping all alone.

Iím not breaking up inside,
Iím much to proud to moan.
Baby please come home.

I feel a little lucky so I try to play it cool.
I think she laughs inside.
With the words that burn like fire in my mouth.
Try to be a man like I got the master plan, night out on the town.
Drink and dance and we can turn it out.

Whoa, maybe itís how your body moves I just donít know,
Maybe itís just the way you move so slow.

Ask me why I play myself play myself for a fool.
Swear I would do most anything.
Walk a mile to see her smile.
Walk a mile just to rock for a while.
Babe Iím thinking with my ding-a-ling.

Whoa, Iíve been doing some thinking,
Now I just donít know.
Maybe just the way you move so slow.
Maybe cuz you move so slow.
Maybe cuz you move so slow.

But sitting on the verge of tears does not become my 22 years.
You took my shame, and you took my pride,
And now you gonna take me for a slow ride.

But uh, uh. waiting, waiting on the phone.
Got the words that burn like fire in my mouth.
Come on down reggae style,
Wind up your body like a bass line wild,
Drink and dance and we can turn it out.

Iím not going crazy but I just donít know,

Maybe cuz you move so slow

 

Rest in Peace Bradley - You were the greatest of them all!

2/22/1968 - 5/25/1996

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ALWAYS WATCH YOUR BACK!!

 

 

-- Pictures Updates --> Our vacation to Bethany Beach, DE, Beth & David's Wedding, Finally, I'm an UNCLE!! Here's my little nephew Key, Classic Car Show in Phoenixville, PA & the lazy month of June.

-- Here's a slideshow I put together for my little Nephew Key.  I took the pictures throughout my sister's pregnancy to birth. Check out the little cutie!! NOTE: You need RealPlayer to see it. If it doesn't work, follow the link to download and install the RealPlayer. You will see it on the top right hand side.  Just follow the instructions. It's very easy to install.

-- Finally converted the Pennhurst newsreel called "Suffer the Children" into digital video.  Available in Windows Player or RealPlayer formats. Also available on CD-R for a small fee.  Go to the Videos section on the sidebar to access.

-- Does your child want a tattoo?  Here's where to go...:)

-- Twisted Sister is back and badder than ever!!!

-- Addictive little ping pong game!!

-- A little love song from me to you.

-- The Complete Story of Jack Schitt.. Just in case you were wondering.

-- A good firewall test done online

 

 

May 23, 2003

 

She's my inspiration, my part-time occupation,
The catalystic intimidation of my quest for education
No other can take her place then, no assimilation,
So save your false accusations, I accept no imitations,
That's the situation, so without further hesitation,
Let me continue my demonstration for the congregation,
Break it down for all of ya'll simple and plain,
I got love for a girl named Mary Jane.

As I walk along the edges of my mind and attempt to contemplate
what it really is that makes me tick,
I'm reminded of emotions that saturate my thoughts like sunshine,
and no this ain't the first time,
that i'm feeling this feeling that I'm feeling that,
they don't know about my baby and that is that,
It'll make a strong man stronger and a crazy man sane,
I'm talking about mary jane,
Mary goes through me, yes it opens me, and
makes me see things in a way I'd never thought I'd see,
Mary ease pain and Mary never complains,
Mary Jane penetrate your brain,
know what I'm saying.

I'm not a first and I probably won't be a last,
but I ain't mad at Mary cause Mary always make me laugh,
Mary bring light to the darkness,
Let me spark one up quickly, before they come and get me.
Don't listen to what they say 'cause,
Mary never contrary
Mary Mary Mary necessary extraordinary,
Me and Mary to the mortuary,
Just one kiss from her sweet lips and,
I become a visionary,
Mary never the same,
Mary Don't Change,
Mary make a man walk a mile in the rain,
Mary Mary Never temporary,
She my sanctuary, no other love compares, I'm the benificiary,
Some say if it's this good then it must be wrong,
but Mary make feel so good because Mary lasts so long,
Mary Mary not no secondary sweeter than a cherry blackberyy, or strwaberry,
Without my girl Mary life ain't complete cause Mary don't lie and
Mary don't steal and Mary don't cheat
Let me Break it down for all of ya'll
simple and plain.
I got love for a girl named Mary Jane.

I'm in love with Mary Jane, I'm not the only one
Mary likes to play around, I let her have her fun
She's not the kind of girl, That you can just tie down
Mary likes to spread her love, And turn my head around
I'm in love with Mary Jane, She's my main thing
She makes me feel alright, She makes my heart sing
And when I'm feeling low, It comes as no surprise
turns me on with her love, takes me to paradise

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There is a little artist in the house.  This artist likes to draw on the wall with marker.  I asked my daughter Allison about this and she said she knows nothing of it.  She was very surprised.  She was even MORE surprised when I showed her this picture I took when she was sleeping:

 

 

-- Pictures Updates --> Hiking at Atlantic City Trip, Mike's Harley Davidson, Geocaching in Antietam, PA , Philadelphia Zoo, Farewell to my Snowdog, a walk down South Street, Philadelphia & Pennsylvania Grand Canyon Trip.

-- My suspicion has been confirmed about President Dubya Bush.  Check it out.

-- Here's a handy listing of many local Pennsylvania Motorcycle Dealerships and Custom Shops.

-- A cool commercial Rube Goldberg style.  Flash plug-in required.

 

That's it for now... ride safe Bros!

 

 

April 1, 2003

 

Welcome!

My curious sisters and brothers

First

put a twenty in the jar with the others

That's right take a seat

ain't no smokin' in here

I needa keep my ball clear

There's spirits in there

Whatcha future?

Someone gonna shoot ya?

Will ya get your girlfriend back?

As if I know that...

I can only tell ya where your soul is headed

and will remain enternally embedded

the rest forget it

 

Life is nothing but a test to clear

Did'ja have a heart when you were here?

and was it sincere?

You're still unravelling the future right now

what kinda person are ya Bro?

Oh

Well there ya go

You control your own mutherfuckin' destiny

I ain't lettin' the Devil get the best of me

i'm-a make into Shangra-la

Golden Walls

What's up with you?

Check your own Crystal Ball

 

-- Pictures Updates --> Hiking at Audabon Bird Sanctuary, February pictures, Christian's Pinewood Derby (he came in second for 3 races and then 4th for the last race and a trip to Valley Forge Park.

-- March 31st, 2003 marked a very sad day for my family and myself.  My Father John Cadwalader passed away 10 years ago on that date.  I can't believe it's been that long already.  I can still remember the jokes and stories he use to tell like it was yesterday.  I wish my kids could have met him.  He would have been the greatest Grandaddy.  I try to share all the stories about him that I can with them so he feels like a living breathing person to them.  Rest in Peace Dad! I love ya!  Here are some pictures of my Brother Matt and Sisters Liz, Ann & Theresa at his grave.

-- This site proves that the Homeland Security is WATCHING YOUR EVERY KEYSTROKE!!

-- Shroom pickin' anyone?

-- Can you take this old man? CAN YA????

-- Look into my crystal ball it's all black....

-- Some interesting hoaxes throughout the history of the world explained here.

-- Great site for information on motorcycle repair.

-- Very weird site containing ALOT of information about the proof of the past existence of GIANTS. Check it out!

-- Ahhh Yes!  Weird NJ finally put up a sister-site for all of United States - not just Jersey!  I've been waiting a LONG time for this!

 

Feb 16, 2003

 

I loved the old man.  He had never wronged me

He had never given me insult.

For his gold I had no desire.

I think it was his eye.

Yes. It was this.

One of his eyes resembled that of a vulture.

A pale blue eye with a film over it.

Whenever it fell upon me my blood ran cold.

And so, by degrees, very gradually I made up my mind to take the life of the old man.

I must rid myself of the eye forever.

 

Now this is the point.  You fancy me mad.

Madmen know nothing. 

But you should've seen me.

You should have seen how wisely I proceeded with caution.

With what foresight, with what patience I went to work.

I was never kinder to the old man than during the whole week before I killed him.

 

That night it ceased.  The old man was dead.

I placed my hands on the heart and there for many minutes there was no pulsation.

He was stone dead.

His eye will trouble me no longer.

His eye will trouble me no longer.

 

 

 

-- Pictures Updates --> January, Little Nanny's 84th Birthday, Christian's 7th Birthday & a trip to the Franklin Institute.

-- This cracks me up...

-- Ran into a website of a small screen director that films abandoned mental institutions.  As you may already know, I'm all over that!  Check out his site here.

-- Here's a website to get all kinds of interesting subjects sent via text messaging to your cell phone.  It's free. Just need to sign up.

-- I'm not into the extreme anti-animal abuse mind frame as PETA.  I like to occasionally kick the hell out of my dog as much as the next guy (sike!) but I will not attend a circus with animals ever again after seeing this unbelievable violence involved with training the animals. It should be outlawed.

-- This site here demonstrates the power of the internet.  Next time you have somebody you know step on a plane you can track them every step of the way at flytecomm.  Just put in the flight number and it tells you every last detail of the flight in progess.  When the flight left, estimated time of arrival, elevation, speed and it even has a satelite map showing you exactly where the plane is!  Incredible technology.  It covers all airlines and ALL flights.

-- This site measures and benchmarks your internet connection speed. Very useful free utility to compare your speeds against users of other ISPs and even allows you to compare against people in your area by zip code. Follow the directions on the screen to get your benchmark.  The test takes about 30 seconds.  Be sure you have nothing downloading (or uploading) or it may give you inaccurate results.

-- That's it for now... time to play in the snow!

 

 

Dec 28, 2002

"A little competition comes my way

and it always winds up the same

the stone that the builder refuse

shall be the end cornerstone

ain't nothing wrong

ain't nothing right

and still I sit and lie awake all night"

 

 

-- Lot's of pictures --> October, Halloween, Liz & Joe's Wedding Reception, Rachel's 1st Birthday Party, Model Trains, December, Christian's Christmas play & Christmas pictures.

-- Cool patriotic website.

-- Hope everyone had a great Christmas..we sure did!  First white Christmas since I can remember!  Happy New Years!

 

Oct 5, 2002

 

 

 

-- Allison's 5th Birthday party, a trip to my Aunt Cessna's, 2nd trip to Gettysburg, Mont Clare Trail & Nanny..

-- Pssss!  Wanna see a ghost?

 

 

Aug 16 2002

 

 

IT'S TOO FREAKIN' HOT!!!!!

 

-- What's new?  You guessed it, PICTURES!!  Here's 2 birthdays --> Wendy's & Cathy & Joe's & a trip to beautiful downtown Lancaster, Pa to Dutch Wonderland .plus...Boston Trip, Lizzie Borden's House & Elmwood Park Zoo, Norristown, Pa.

-- The Environmental Working Group site will tell you just how far the closet 'Nuclear Waste Route' is from an entered address.  A little scary!

-- This guy is a pretty slick programmer.  His USA Maps software (which is totally free) is a very quick and useful tool if you are into GPS and mapping.

 

 

June 29, 2002

 

 

- Lots of new pictures ----->  Theresa's Graduation, Dorney Park, May pictures, Atlantic City & Bethany Beach (reviewed by Christian as "the best vacation I ever went on".

 

 

April 19, 2002

 

Just have not had the time to update this website as much as I'd like.  Been too busy with the new baby.  I also got a cool new toy.  I bought the Pinnacle Express video editing board.  Some neat stuff you can do with this bad boy.  Go to the new Video section to see some samples of what you can do with this.

- Video section for homemade movies and such.

- This reminds me of an old Commodore 64 program called SAM.  Also when the Amiga computer first came out it had a built in text to speech program on it.  It's amazing stuff like this can be done over the web now. Check it out.

-  Click on me if you dare.  Me too!

-  Added more pictures - 6 folders to be exact:

        - Philadelphia Motorcycle Show for 2002

        - Feb, March, April pictures

        - Some Gettysburg pictures of Devil's Den.

        - Fishing in Mont Clare with the kids.  It was Allie's first time and she caught a monster carp on a little Barney the dinosaur rod!!  That's her holding it up here:

 

 

 

February 12, 2002

 

- Added new pictures: Christian's 6th Birthday Party & January 2002 pictures.

- Added a new section called Optical Illusions.  I'll add more when I have more time.

- Monthly links here :

 

January 14, 2002

IRONY

 

- Added new pictures: Baby Rachel 2, Baby Jared and Christmas 2001 pictures.

- Some good links here :

- You may find the following helpful.  If you are as sick as me of tele-marketers calling your house a million times a day at all hours, this document will help.  Just click on the link and edit it with your information to all sections that instruct you to.  Then print it out  and send it to the provided address.  It will take 3 months to take your name off the tele-marketing lists but from what I hear, this will do it.  Give it a try and I will report if it helped me or not in about 5 months. 

 

 

December 20, 2001

Merry Christmas

 

- Added new pictures: Baby Rachel and December 2001 pictures.

- Major security flaw in Microsoft 98/ME/XP.  I suggest you download these patches:

Windows 98

Windows ME

Windows XP

-  Good site to find alot of nice tech bargains around the internet ----> Tech Bargains

 

 

November 17, 2001

 

 

- We have a new addition to our growing family.  Rachel Lynn was born on November 10, 2001.  She is a little beauty!

- My daughter Allison was a star in a play thrown by her pre-school the Rickett Center for the 2001 Thanksgiving Feast.

- Be careful not to stare too long!

- Link to a great gaming site which features trainers, cheats, walkthroughs, previews, reviews and much info about the latest games.

 

 

October 20, 2001

 

 

 

Christian riding the baddest cruiser of 2001 - the VTX 1800

 

- Added Little Danny's 2nd Birthday pictures

- Remember this the next time you drink

- Very interesting link here. It lists the most dangerous places to visit and gives you tips if you absolutely must sit poolside in Afghanistan

- Pretty cool stuff from this guy named Larry Carlson.  Some pretty amazing things you can do if you know what you're doing.

- The Sinking of the Sea-ment Fishing Boat at Randy's Beach House

 

 

September 23, 2001

 

 

 

Thanks Bin Laden for making America more united than it's been in decades!

 

Yesterday the United States Armed Forces moved into the Persian Gulf.  We are getting ready for war.  Let's see if Allah can help these misguided lunatics.

 

- Added pictures of Allie's 4th Birthday Party and Allie's First Day of Pre-School.

- Added an Online Gamez section.

- Throw darts at Bin Laden's head here.

- Pretty cool link.  Find the cheapest gas prices in your zipcode.

- Did you ever see Goodfellas?  Well this website called goodfellahenry.com is by Henry Hill the main character in the movie.  It's almost funny how he is exploit his criminal activity.  This guy is a real nut case.

 

 

 

 

 

 

September 11, 2001

Today will go down in history as the worst terroristic attack to have ever occurred on American soil.  I still find it hard to believe what has happened.  My heart goes out to the innocent people and the families of those that lost their lives because of this cowardly act.  It will be a happy day when these assholes are brought to justice and killled.  I only wish this country believed in torture so we can exact our own justice before we send them to 'Allah'.

 

Here is a link to the American Red Cross where you can donate to help with relief for this senseless act of violence.

 

 

 

 

 

September 8, 2001

 

- Updated the Filez list.

- Updated pictures section with Christian's First Day of Kindergarten and Dave & Lori's Wedding - August 30, 2001 

 

 

 

September 7, 2001

 

Well, like most of the other free unlimited space website providers, INBC is changing hands.  No more uploads.  So now I am dropping a five spot each month for this Crosswinds site.  Hopefully it won't be too slow. 

 

 

August 25, 2001

- Updated 4 new picture folders : 

July

Pottstown Motorcycle Show

Reading Motorcycle Club Rally

Bethany Beach Vacation

 

 

 

 

July 6, 2001

 

- Updated 3 new picture folders : 

Rickett's Glen 2001

Knoebel's Amusement Park

Ghost Town in Benton, Pa

 

 

 

 

June 15, 2001

 

- Updated 8 new picture folders. Click Here.