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-- Sometimes politics and world news can be a little confusing. Let Uncle Jay break it down for you so it's easier to understand

-- Not a big site but a great idea. Wheresmyfries.com is a place to report crappy service at fast food joints. The Burger King in Spring City, PA takes the cake though. In the past 10 years, I believe they managed to actually get my order correct less then 10 times. Okay with me though because every time they screw up the Manager gives me a free food so just about every time I eat there it's on the house. It's just annoying.

Soo... your sayin' i'm no good (thats right!)
well its just that i'm misunderstood
don't know what i want but i know how to get it
lost my mind got no time but please give me credit for...
well i do so much for me
thats what you wanna see

so what the hell is wrong with me
where is my everclear?
what the hell is wrong with me?
where is my oooohh
got some money, buy a drink run from problems
i don't think of things i should do
well i'm wasted and confused
maybe i was just born to lose
and i know im your favorite tragedy

what the hell is wrong with me?
where is my everclear?
where is my oooh
love you...leave you...
what the hell am i supposed to do?
its everything dear to me
my escape from reality
hold it close its my best friend
stayin with me till the end
wake up in the mornin find myself
reachin for the next bottle on the shelf

now i know what i want, now i know how to get
now i know where im goin (no i don't!)
well i do so much for me
now i know where im goin (no i don't!)
now i know where im goin (no i don't!)
man i do whats best for me

-- Check out all the latest movies. The quality isn't the greatest but hey, they're free!

-- Sorta like Google's street view, someday every city will be included. Not to pat myself on the back but I thought of this 2 years ago with the Spring City Project.

-- Help hunger by playing online games. For every answer you get right 20 grains of rice is donated to the hungry

-- Have you ever heard the story of Stan Meyer? Probably not. Thanks to the government and Big Oil. Stan invented an engine that runs on water by shocking the water molecules with electrolysis creating hydrogen. He was mysteriously poisoned to death and a week after his death, all prototypes were stolen. Hmmm. That isn't one bit suspicious...

-- Here's a site that documents all ocean animal attacks against humans. Updated daily.

-- Finally, what I've been dreaming of my whole life. A pen sized laser that cuts through things available to the general public. A laser gun is not too far away!

If you can play on the fiddle
Hows about a British jig and reel?
Speaking kings English in quotation
As railhead towns feel the steel mills rust water froze
In the generation
Clear as winter ice
This is your paradise

There aint no need for ya
Go straight to hell boys

Ywanna join in a chorus
Of the amerasian blues?
When its christmas out in ho chi minh city
Kiddie say papa papa papa papa-san take me home
See me got photo photo
Photograph of you
Mamma mamma mamma-san
Of you and mamma mamma mamma-san
Lemme tell ya bout your blood bamboo kid.
It aint coca-cola its rice.

You wanna play mind-crazed banjo
On the druggy-drag ragtime u.s.a.?
In parkland international
Hah! junkiedom u.s.a.
Where procaine proves the purest rock man groove
And rat poison
The volatile molatov says-

Can you really cough it up loud and strong
The immigrants
They wanna sing all night long
It could be anywhere
Most likely could be any frontier
Any hemisphere
No mans land and there aint no asylum here
King solomon he never lived round here

-- I remember seeing this on TV many years ago and came across it again a few weeks ago via YouTube. This is an interview between Hunter S. Thompson and Keith Richards. What a pair!! Rest in peace HST!

-- Fight back against Phishing schemes. You know - the stupid e-mails you get from "Paypal" or "Ebay" telling you that your account has been locked until you log in with your password. The link that is provided directs you to a "rogue" server that looks just like the legitimate site it claims to be from but surprise, surprise - it isn't. Use this link to report phishing schemes in an effort to stop it.

-- This is a little scary. According to this article, when germs were taken into space and returned, they came back stronger and more resistant to antibiotics. Could this be God's plans for population control?

-- It was only a matter of time. With the advent of the street view option on Google Maps, here is a site that has submissions of "hotties" that were discovered with the street view feature.

-- Gizmodo is a great site for anyone that likes gadgets and new technology. It's in blog format with a mini-review of all the latest and greatest.

I take a little powder, take a little salt, put it in my shotgun, I go walkin'
Jubba jubba, wolly bully, looking high, looking low,
Gonna scare you up and shoot ya, Mister Charlie told me so.

I won't even take your life, won't even take a limb,
Just unload my shotgun, take a little skin.
Jubba jubba, wolly bully, looking high, looking low,
Gonna scare you up and shoot ya, Mister Charlie told me so.

Well you take my silver dollar, take those silver dimes,
Fix it up together in some alligator wine.
I can hear the drums, voodoo all night long,
Mister Charlie tells me I can't do nothing wrong.
Jubba jubba, wolly bully, looking high, looking low,
Gonna scare you up and shoot ya, Mister Charlie told me so.

Now Mister Charlie told me, won't you like to know,
Give you little warning before I let you go.
Jubba jubba, wolly bully, looking high, looking low,
Gonna scare you up and shoot ya, Mister Charlie told me so.
Gonna scare you up and shoot ya, Mister Charlie, Mister Charlie told me so.

-- As you can tell, i'm a lyrics junkie! At lyricsdownload you can add lyrics in a neat little scroll to your blog or website.

-- Swedish guy who developed a way for a human to fly involving a jet engine strapped to his back. Video here.

-- Great resource via the Pennsylvania Judicial System. With the search engine, you can look up criminal records by name and county

In another times forgotten space
Your eyes looked from your mothers face
Wallflower seed on the sand and stone
May the four winds blow you safely home.

Ill tell you where the four winds dwell
In franklins tower there hangs a bell
It can ring, turn night to day
It can ring like fire when you loose your way.

God save the child that rings that bell
It may have one good ring, baby, you cant tell
One watch by night, one watch by day
If you get confused listen to the music play.

Some come to laugh their past away
Some come to make it just one more day
Whichever way your pleasure tends
If you plant ice youre gonna harvest the wind.

In franklins tower the four winds sleep
Like four lean hounds the lighthouse keep
Wildflower seed on the sand and wind
May the four winds blow you home again.

Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew

-- Get your credit report free from the big 3 credit agencies. By law you are entitled to a free report once a year.

Asked sweet mama, let me
A-be her kid. She said-a
"Ya might get hurt if ya do y'oughta
A-keep it hid". Well ah-hah,
I know my baby
If I see her in the dark,
I said I know my rider
If I see her in the dark.

Now, I'm goin' to Rosedale
Take my rider by my side.
Still barrelhouse
But it's on the riverside, yeah.
I know my baby Lord, I said
Beware there's something wrong.
I know my mama Lord, a brownskin
But she ain't no plum ah-hah.

See my baby, tell,
Tell her hurry home.
Ain't had no lovin' since
My baby been gone yeah.
See my baby,
Tell her hurry on home.
I ain't had no, my right mind
Since my rider's been gone.

She's a kindhearted baby.
She studies evil all the time.
She's a kindhearted woman.
Studies evil all the time.

-- Virtual Globetrotting is a must for any GPS fan! Lots of cool stuff to see via satellite.

-- This was posted before but it is still fun. Test yourself - how many states do you know?

-- The Fairfield Mint has some of the most beautiful scale car models. That's not all - they have bikes, trucks and even human figures. Really nice stuff here. Kinda expensive but makes great gifts.

-- Interesting concept. Here is a website that allows you to download the full version of a new program every day for just one day only. In other words, you have the full functionality of the program after you install it but it needs to be installed within the 24 hours during which the proggie is featured. I've already found 2 programs that I use almost daily thanks to this site.

-- Please visit this website for all your anti-bush needs. Don't let the name fool you! whitehouse.org

-- Take this short survey and by answering the answers to the best of your ability, the website is able to tell you where in the country you are from by accents and dialects.

-- Oh what it takes to bring you a happy mean! What McDonald's doesn't want you to know!

-- 13 things the insurance companies don't want you to know. Read that fine print!

Been a whole lot easier since the bitch left town
Been a whole lot happier without her face around
Nobody upstairs gonna stomp and shout,
Nobody at the back door gonna throw my laundry out
She hold the shotgun while you do-si-do
She want one man made of hercules and cyrano
Been a whole lot easier since the bitch is gone
Little miss, little miss cant be wrong

Other peoples thoughts they aint your hand-me-downs
Would it be so bad to simply turn around
You cook so well, all nice and french
You do you brain surgery too, mama, with your monkey wrench

I hope those cigarettes gonna make you cough
Hope you hear this song and it pissed you off
I take that back I hope your doing fine
And if I had a dollar I might give you ninety-nine

Little miss, little miss, little miss cant be wrong
Aint nobody gonna bow no more when you sound your gong.
Little miss, little miss, little miss cant be wrong
Whatcha gonna do to get into another one of these rock n roll
Songs?

-- Please find it in your heart to donate anything you can to help this poor little baby. He is just a year old and has some major medical problems.

-- Every dreamed of owning Dracula's castle? Well now you can for a little less than 100 mil!

-- A Pennsylvania restaurant that is quite outspoken in the sign department! Some of these are really funny!

-- Love sites like this. Baitcar.com is a site with nothing but vids from cars set up in sting operations to catch car thieves.

-- This is beyond bizarre - in the 1950s, a "mad" scientist stitched a puppy head to the body of a larger dog resulting in a 2 headed dog that actually lived for some time afterward! Why? I mean really - why?

-- If you are looking for a movie that is next to impossible to get (i.e. - rare bootlegs), this is the site to check out. This guy has everything!

Living easy, living free
Season ticket on a one-way ride
Asking nothing, leave me be
Taking everything in my stride
Don't need reason, don't need rhyme
Ain't nothing I would rather do
Going down, party time
My friends are gonna be there too

I'm on the highway to hell

No stop signs, speed limit
Nobody's gonna slow me down
Like a wheel, gonna spin it
Nobody's gonna mess me round
Hey Satan, payed my dues
Playing in a rocking band
Hey Momma, look at me
I'm on my way to the promised land

-- Quick, handy little website to identify registered sex offenders in your area. Must have for parents!

-- This site sells (?) kites that allow you to attach a camera and take aerial pictures. Very cool!

-- Photographs of abandoned places around the world. Some pretty dangerous places

-- Vent your anger on platewire.com where you can report those idiots out on the road. Great idea

-- darejunkies.com dare you to do some weird stuff. You videotape yourself doing that weird stuff and send it in for the possibility of winning prizes and cash

-- For those of you who saw the movie The Exorcism of Emily Rose, the movie was based on a true story. Except the girl was actually a German and her name was Anneliese Michel. Here is a webpage that has photographs of the actual exorcism and also the same audio of the exorcism that was used in the court case

There's a campaign of hate
Its waiting at the school gates
For what I am not aware
Must be what you wrote
What you write, you swore that you'd swear

Now remember why you came
Not to play follow the leader, no no

Poor kids dressing like they're rich (mods)
Rich kids dressing like they're poor (oh my god)
White kids talking like they're black
I tried it with Charlene
And I spent three days on my back

Oh she said baby...
I like the cut of your J.I.B.
Don't believe them when they say
That you don't get nothing for free
It's all for free follow me now

There's a campaign of hate
It's waiting at the school gate
There's a campaign of hate
Its waiting at the school gates

-- Great game sponsered by M&Ms. Take a look at this picture and try to guess what horror movie it represents. There are 50 movies total.

-- Verslaser. If you have the dough, this little baby will etch just about any material with any picture or lettering you desire. Very, very cool but very, very expensive!

-- Nice little Flash game - object is to get the little guy to the flag by drawing a path and avoiding obstacle. Hint : use arrow keys to control the guy and your mouse to draw the path.

I sit in my easy chair
I've got so much time to spare
cause I know in my future days
I'll have my lion's share

There's nothing I like better
Than getting something for nothing
Then some will tell you that you can't get nothing for free
Obviously they don't know me

You can have your cake and eat it too
And there's plenty of free lunch for you
If you think you're getting cheated then you don't have a clue
You don't know where you are, or what to do

I live the lifestyle they speak of so highly
I live the life...the life of riley

-- Believe it or not, the Bronx Zoo actually displayed a black man as an animal back in 1906. It's hard to believe that this was only 100 years ago! America's come a long way since then. Not quite there yet but making progress as more and more of the older prejudice-minded bigots die...

-- The Paul Green School of Rock was started in Philly. Here is a link of one of his school's performing Pink Floyd the Wall. These kids range in age from 8 - 16. Pretty damn good!

-- Remember the game QIX (sp?) - well this is QIX and Pac-Man mixed. What a blast from the past!

-- This is such a great prank. A group of about 50 went into a Home Depot after syncronizing their watches. At a preset time, they all began to move in slow motion. Then back to normal after 5 minutes. 5 minutes later they all froze! Some great reactions from employees and fellow shoppers!

Dont give 'em your love
But don't give 'em your heart
But don't give 'em your love
But they tear it apart
But dont give 'em your love
Friend, don't give 'em your heart
But they tearing it up
But then tear it apart

No, cause I don't care no more
No, I don't care no more
Cause I don't care no, uh
No, I don't care no more
No, I don't care no more
Cause I don't care no

Yeah, the way you move, the way you walk
But you don't talk that way to me
Lord, the way you move, the way you walk
My mother, turn away from me

We call the thing-a that you gotta, gotta, proper, proper
Because me walking like it tough for me to, doctor, doctor
He nod, the night time will-a me-a juke and jock and stuck ya
Me want the better part of thing-a you offered
As she walk me feel the thing _____ the jeopardy
Who mon? I'll talk, but she know she was sweat to me
Things that she got, parting a flap, why not?
He and I, the _____ and me done now

-- Here is a webcam focused on a light bulb that has stayed lit for 104 years and counting. Amazing!

-- For those who enjoy(ed) the stoned humor of Mitch Hedberg, here is a site filled with free audio and video of comedy's most wasted funnyman.

-- Who said a motorcycle cannot be built with a radial engine? Here's some pictures.

-- Some general information about the Rosetta Stone. If it wasn't for this stone, we would be in the dark about many ancient translations. Who knows what religion would be like today...

-- My brother (an avid fisherman) turned me onto this site. It's a PA Fishing site that allows you to post any hot spots or general fishing info for this area. Also a webcam of a fish ladder set up somewhere in Fairmount park.

Marky got with Sharon
And Sharon got Cherese
She was sharing Sharon's outlook
On the topic of disease
Mikey had a facial scar
And Bobby was a racist
They were all in love with dyin'
They were doing it in Texas
Tommy played piano
Like a kid out in the rain
Then he lost his leg in Dallas
He was dancing with a train
They were all in love with dyin'
They were drinking from a fountain
That was pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain

I don't mind the sun sometimes
The images it shows
I can taste you on my lips
And smell you in my clothes
Cinnamon and sugary
And softly spoken lies
You never know just how you look
Through other people's eyes

Some will die in hot pursuit
In fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit
While sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life
And drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain

Another Mikey took a knife
While arguing in traffic
Flipper died a natural death
He caught a nasty virus
Then there was the ever-present
Football player rapist
They were all in love with dyin'
They were doing it in Texas
Polly caught a bullet
But it only hit his leg
Well it should have been a better shot
And got him in the head
They were all in love with dyin'
They were drinking from a fountain
That was pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain

I'll never forgot you. I still can't believe you are gone. I've dreaded this day for years and wish I could wake up and it all be a dream.

-- A huge cockroach that can control the little "roach cart" that he is sitting on. Strange.

-- A very interesting website detailing all major canals in Pennsylvania including - Yankee Damn in Linfield & Mont Clare Canal.

i said now c'mon little baby say why don't we go
on down to mexico
hey little darlin' then i'm dyin' to take you
on to jamaica
look in my eyes and i'll tell you face to face
i'm going to the the place that's best yes
they keep you warm, but they be your sunshine yeah
you call me yours i'll call me mine, yes
overcome those devils with something called love
overcome those devils and then rise up above love
i don't love violence
but i don't love evil
i love something that is real yes
you wanna fight me?
do you got something to prove, prove?
go on and make your dirty move, right
and if i was to sail on a ship
it would be 'cross the sea
me open up me mind dream become reality
but me open up my dream say
but if you say it's true
but tell me little girls what am i supposed to do?
when she come to give good loving
yes good loving all the time
but yes the sex is best
coming in the morningtime
besides this pretty girl
yes she tell me feel fine
hit down the treble
boy here come the bassline
i singin' c'mon little baby
listen close to what they've got to say
this be the bassline from the jungle make you feel irie
they be the one they callin' s-t double-o p-i-d
i'm slightly stoopid baby slightly but not completely
oh yeah
how many people wanna go
on to the land that they call mexico
come feel me
how many people wanna take ya'
said over to 'dem island that they call jamaica
yeah, dem a supercat i feel they never wanna g'wan
lord him a supercat i feel they never wanna g'wan
no lord they never wanna live to see jah rising sun
oh come on listen ragamuffin want to chant you down
say now
how many people wanna stop me
lord they comin' non-stop
come fi yes they come to rock
come feel them
how many people in jah dance
lookin' for some lovin'
an' loving and romance'
yeah
they comin' up on my riddim'
but creator said
lord i a man go steal it
i say go jah man go
lord they've got some problems
know me don't think so

-- Please visit a new section on my website called the Spring City Project - documenting Spring City one street at a time!

-- A photographer posts photographs taken of Paris from 100 years ago by Eugene Atget and recreates those same photos modern day

-- Everybody knows the opening sequence from Simpsons right? Well here is the real life opening sequence acted out.

-- The guy that does the impressions from the Police Academy movies would be proud!

-- I'm still not sure if this is real. From what I have read, it is very real. Developed by Honda. This has to be the most humanly realistic robot I've seen yet (except for movies). And while I'm on robots, check out this little guy busting some robot moves.

Bounce with me, come real, take me
Follow some of them right on over to the right mental stylee
Keep me head above the water, they walking improper
Watch you children, they must be moron brotha
First glance sight, they got to be shotta
Respect the icons, they are the transcendors
Bob Marley, Euroy, Peter Tosh, and Bunny Wailer
How we come up me wonder, who some are who follow

Allow me a beat to follow I'll do this
How would it feel to meditate and I'll study from this
On the Billboard chart they'll bring back me hit
Give me the mic and run the track, the Mister start a spit
Tell them a Mr. Mutton time boy, they exit
Cartez sent them out with friend but them a hypocrite
Border line nigga, tell them don't cross it
How all don't me carrying a basket

Bounce with me, pound the floor, this entity is done
He has done so many things, some man was done but then become
A man if he understand how the world runs

But you can't be ungrateful

And now allow me a beat to follow I'll do this
How would it feel to meditate and I'll study from this
On the Billboard chart they'll bring back me hit
Give me the mic and run the track, the Mister start a spit

Tell me, tell me when you're ready for me
Tell me, tell me when you're ready for me

And I don't wanna no, follow the Babylon way
I just wanna, put myself into the righteous way, way

Me no see no other way, but me no see no other way
The one way me seeing is the righteous way
Me no see no other way, but me no see no other way
The one way me seeing is the righteous way

-- Remember the Commodore 64 days? Well relive them here with many C64 games in Flash format.

-- Monkey Mail - not too many things funnier than a monkey. Well, maybe a midget with a monkey...

Hello little darling
Ain't no need to worry
Feels right in my arms now
Why go home, be all alone?
But if the sunshines know thats because of you
Just know thats true.
When all your moneys gone
Where will you be?
If your love is strong
Thats all you need.

One time you know i love you
With your funky ass style
I love you twice a month since you had our first child
Our love runs deep like the blood in my veins
I love you always, and always the same

Love remains.
Love your every change
Love your every phase
The passing of the day, plus when your away
Oh darling darling if you stay my love will never change

Feel the power when our 2 hearts will combine
The power is yours and the power is mine
When love is born you know the sky must cry
Write you love letters till my pen runs dry
If you stay, good lovin make me wanna fly
If you go, rise and fall-dip and dive
You who I'm with so i shine so bright
I love you darling till the day that i die.

Darling darling I said now where'd you go?
I said I'll never know, the way you come and go.
When all your moneys gone
Where will you be?
If your love is strong
Thats all you need

Call a 911 and its emergency
But even in the 912 do you feel the urgent see
To people all around the world who never heard of me
Just leave another message please
Lord please guide and protect me
I got the love in my heart
I got fire in my soul
This no type of fire that nobody can control
But when I'm up on the mic
I got the mind overload
They never test me just because they dont rock and roll
I'm singing oh my God Lord have mercy
Thought fools were gettin bad
But now they're even gettin worse see
Somethings cant be healed up by no doctors or no nurses
It's time to stop the fussin' and the fightin' and the cursin'
This world is hopeless,
But i love it anyway
Thats why they givin all the good love for free
And if u need love, with your lovin are you brave?
Come on and give a little good love to me

Darling darling i said now whered you go?
I said I'll never know, the way you come and go.
When all your moneys gone
Where will you be?
If your love is strong,
Thats all you need.

It's a long long way from home but hold on.
It's a long it's a long long way but hold on.

-- From the creator of How Things Work comes an article that clearly lays out the facts of the Darwin vs. Jesus dispute

-- Secret codes in numbers - throwback from the HAM radio days - most likely fake. More info here.

-- Hilarious album by Van Morrison from the late 60s. After a falling out with his record company, he "threw" together this album as one final "F YOU" to them just to fulfill his contract. This thing had me cracking up for days!!

-- What a boring world without these - 50 greatest gadgets from the past 50 years.

Now baby, give me loving, give it to me in the morning light
Now, some more loving then we gonna sleep tonight
She said, together we will be all right, and that we one in a billion

I'm gonna love you, but you really need to understand
If I'm your lover I'm your one-woman man
Don't need no loving and I'm run from here to Japan
And then, and all I want is my girlfriend

Up on a plane and I'm going to a foreign land
I know, Jamaica then we go to Japan
She's singing, when-a, when-a will you be back agian?
No, and that she can't take the pressure, love

I gonna love her, give it to her in the morning light
Now, some more loving then we gonna sleep tonight
She said, together we will be all right, and that we one in a million

I'm gonna love you, but you really need to understand
That I'm your lover and your one-woman man
Don't need no loving and I'm run from here to Japan, girl
And all I want is my girlfriend

Up on a plane and I'm going to a foreign land
I know, Jamaica then we going to Japan
She's singing, when-a will you be back again?
No, and that she can't take the pressure, love

And then we one in a million

I'm gonna love you, but you really need to understand
That I'm your lover and your one-woman man
Don't need no loving and I'm run from here to Japan, girl
And all I want is my girlfriend

Up on a plane and I'm going to a foreign land
I know, Jamaica then we going to Japan
She's singing, when-a will you be back again?
No, and that she can't take the pressure, love
Can't take the pressure, love
Can't take the pressure, love

-- Never heard this one until recently. Hawk Mountain is the location of the first recorded serial killer in US history. Pretty freaky!

Like walkin on the moon was such a good feeling
I'm lyin in bed and I'm starin at the ceilin
Can't wake up on Monday morning
Thinkin about work makes me yawn and
As I look outside it's rainin, pourin
Cats and dogs don't wanna think no more
About when I gotta get up and get out my bed
I'd rather sleep and smoke a b-load instead
Because the harder you try the less you succeed
Don't try at all and get everything you need
Because the harder you fall the more it's gon bleed
Watch where you stepping cause you best not step on me

If you're ugly on the outside it don't matter
If the beauty on the inside it over powers
If the beauty on the outside it wont matter
If you're ugly on the inside then I don't want

And if you the type of person getting no recognition
Reach inside your pocket feelin all your money missin
And you wanna shoot your gunz but you got no ammunition
Open up your mind, body, soul and take a listen

The harder you try the less you succeed
Don't try at all and get everything you need
Because the harder you fall the more it's gon bleed
Watch where you stepping cause you best not step on me

It's always hard when you're workin for the other man
Tryin to make a dollar with the palms of my empty hands
It seems so easily but it never seems to last long
Thinkin that you got it for a minute then a minutes gone

-- Most of the Urban Legends series found here are BS but still very entertaining

-- Abandoned hotel in Korea which cost almost a billion to build and has been vacant and abandoned for 10 years

Just 'cause she dances go-go
don't make her a ho no no
Maxine put your red shows on
we goin' to the disco
we gonna elope on down to mexico
called up my momma said i'm in love with a stripper yo

ten grand
lemme see you shake it like you got no bones in your body
and you were made to be a celebrity
twenty grand
know it's a sin
revealin' skin
but i gotta do that shit just to fufill the fantasy
thirty grand
to the highest bidder
but Chris Rock said
there's no sex in the champagne room
forty grand
see the type of tears comin' down
type of tears that i saw the type that money couldn't buy

just 'cause she dances go-go
don't make her a ho no no
maxine put your red shows on
we goin' to the disco
we gonna elope on down to mexico
called up my momma said i'm in love with a stripper yo

-- For all you bartenders and waiters/waitresses, here's a way to let off some steam when somebody is a cheap ass.

-- This little piece of art is something. Click on the seasons and then each little cross. Be sure top check out all the pictures. Extremely well done!

Early man walked away
As modern man took control
Their mind's weren't all the same
And to conquer was their goal
So he built his great empire
And he slaughtered his own kind
He died a counfused man
And killed himself in his own mind

FishBone & Slightly Stoopid put on one of the best shows I've ever seen in my life!

Down in Mississippi where the sun beats down from the sky
They give it up and they give it up and they give it up
But they never ask why
Daddy was a rollin' rollin' stone
He rolled away one day and he never came home
It ain't hard to understand
This ain't Hitler's master plan
What it takes to be a man
In my mind, in my brain
I roll it over like a steamin' freight train
It ain't hard to ascertain
You only see what you want to believe
When you light up in the back with those tricks up your sleeve
That don't mean I can't hang
But the day that I die
Will be the day that I shut my mouth and put down my guitar
Sunday morning hold church down at the bar
Get down on your knees and start to pray
Pray my itchy rash will go away
Back up y'all it ain't me
Kentucky Fried Chicken is all I see
It's a hellified way to start your day
If I make you cry all night
Me and daddy gonna have a fist fight
It ain't personal, it ain't me
I only hear what you told me to be
I'm a backward-ass hillbilly
I'm Dick Butkiss
You know I lie
I get mean, I'm a thief in the dark
I'm a ragin' machine
I'm a triple rectified ass son of a bitch
Rec-tite(tm) on my ass and it makes me itch
I can see for miles and miles and miles
My broken heart makes me smile
In my mind, in my brain
I go back and go completely insane
It ain't personal, it ain't me
If I make you cry I might
Be your daddy at the end of the night
Take a load from my big gun
You only see what you want to believe
When you creep from the back
I got tricks up my sleeve
24/7 the devil's best friend
It makes no difference
It's all the same in the end

-- If you are a child of the 80s than you will understand this site. Absolutely hilarious!

To a party the other night
Yeah just to see another fight
All this violence it just aint right yeah
Come on party people lets unite
You'll see, were better off just you and me
You'll see, come and dance with me
Whoa oh
To a party where there is no fighting, yeah!
To a party where its goin' all right
To a party where it lasts all night
To a party where we all unite
You'll see, get up and dance with me
You'll see, just get...

-- Tell this site your birthdate and it tells you all kinds of interesting facts catered to the date.

We took this trip to garden grove
It smelled like Lou Dog inside the van, oh yeah
This ain’t no fuckin' reggae party, $5 at the door
It gets so real sometimes, who wrote my rhyme
I got the microwave, got the vcr
I got the deuce-deuce in the trunk of my car, oh yeah
If you only knew all the love that I found
It’s hard to keep my soul on the ground
You’re a fool, don’t fuck around with my dog
All that I can see I steal, I fill up my garage
Cause in my mind
Music from Jamaica, all the love that I found
Pull over there’s a reason why my soul’s unsound
It’s you
It’s that shit stuck under my shoe
It’s that smell inside the van
It’s my bed sheet covered with sand
Sitting through a shitty band
Getting dog shit on my hands
Getting hassled by the man
Waking up to an alarm
Sticking needles in my arm
Picking up trash on a freeway
Feeling depressed everyday
Leaving without making a sound
Picking my dog at the pound
Living in a tweeker pad
Getting yelled at by my dad
Saying I’m happy when I’m not
Finding roaches in the pot
All these things I do
They’re waiting for you.

-- One guy's collection of some really strange posters he collected off the streets of New York over the years.

-- Dave Mann was a great artist for Easy Rider magazine. He died in September. This site is a nice collection of his artwork.

There’s a steel train comin’ through I would take it if I could
And I would not lie to you because Sunday mornin’ soon will come

When things will be much easier to say
Upon the microphone like a boss dj
But I won’t walk up upon the sea like it was dry land
Boss dj ain’t nothin’ but a man
No trouble, no fuss, I know why..

It’s so nice, I wanna hear the same song twice,
It’s so nice don’t wanna hear the same song twice

Rumors are spreading all over my town
But it’s just stones and sticks,
Upon the microphone is where I go to get my fix
Just let the lovin’ take a hold cuz it will if you let it
I’m funky not a junkie but I know where to get it
No trouble no fuss I know why

It’s so nice I wanna hear the same song twice
It’s so nice I wanna hear the same song twice

Oooee girl
Oooee girl
Oooee girl

Ooee girl and there really ain’t no time to waste
Really ain’t no time to hate
Ain’t got no time to waste, time to hate
Really ain’t no time to make the time go away

So mister dj don’t stop the music,
I wanna know,
Are you feelin’ the same way too?

I wanna rock it wih you-ou girl,
You-ou girl, you-ou girl, oooooo
Mmmmmhmmmhhmmm
Don’t stop

’cuz it’s so nice I wanna hear the same song twice,
It’s so nice I wanna hear the same song twice

Nowadays all the songs on the radio,
They all,
All drive me crazy

I heard that payback's a mother fuckin' bitch
But I won't stress and I won't switch
And I would not take my life
Glory please my God the only thing on my mind
Takes up all of my time

Running from a gun
Or some brain that ways a ton
And my God it hurts to get so low
Searchin' through the cars
Cold still searchin' through the night
I think I will run to you but I refuse to fuss and fight

And God may find a reason
Well I'm sure you'll find a rhyme
Because it takes up nearly all my time
He who stands for freedom
God knows I've got the number
But maybe I just use too much

I was sitting in that bar
Now I'm sittin' in that stolen car
Cold, still rollin' down the boulevard
Saw you with a gleam
And the microphone scene
Think I will run, to you
But I know I won't live for me
Cause I know God's got both, the reason and the rhyme
Please tell me, why he takes up all my time
I've been drinking, just like you
And baby, you've got something I can use

Payback's a mother fuckin' blast
But I won't stress and I won't blast
And I would not take my life
Glory please, my God, comin' from heaven above
Takes up all of my time
And I said

(Why must I feel like that?)

Running from a gun
And some brain that ways a ton
You know, I did that line for Flava' Flave

But, all the D.J.'s do it
All the D.J.'s use it
I would run, I would switch
But I wanna be the same
And I know I'll find a reason
'Cause I always bust a rhyme
Because it takes up nearly all my time
The "T" here stands for treason
The "D" here stands for dove
And maybe I just use too,
Maybe I'm just used too much
And maybe I just use too much.

-- Florida just released a demo version of the upcoming online election ballot - Take it for a spin!

-- Amazing collection of seamless artwork from a variety a great artists! Use the up/down arrow keys to scroll through.

If my words did glow with the gold of sunshine
And my tunes were played on the harp unstrung,
Would you hear my voice come thru the music,
Would you hold it near as it were your own?

It's a hand-me-down, the thoughts are broken,
Perhaps they're better left unsung.
I don't know, don't really care
Let there be songs to fill the air.

Ripple in still water,
When there is no pebble tossed,
Nor wind to blow.

Reach out your hand if your cup be empty,
If your cup is full may it be again,
Let it be known there is a fountain,
That was not made by the hands of men.

There is a road, no simple highway,
Between the dawn and the dark of night,
And if you go no one may follow,
That path is for your steps alone.

Ripple in still water,
When there is no pebble tossed,
Nor wind to blow.

if you choose to lead, must follow
But if you fall you fall alone,
If you should stand then who's to guide you?
If I knew the way I would take you home.

One cup of coffee, then I'll go;
Though I just dropped by to let you know
That I'm leaving you tomorrow;
I'll cause you no more sorrow:
One cup of coffee, then I'll go.

I brought the money like the lawyer said to do,
But it won't replace the 'eartache I caused you;
It won't take the place of lovin' you, I know,
So one cup of coffee, then I'll go.

Tell the kids I came last night
And kissed them while they slept;
Make my coffee sweet and warm
Just the way you used to lie in my arms.

I brought the money like the lawyer said to do,
But it won't replace the 'eartache I caused you;
It won't take the place of lovin' you, I know,
So one cup of coffee, then I'll go;
One cup of coffee, then I'll go;
One cup of coffee, then I'll go.

-- Write Bush's speech for him. You'll probally do a better job than his writers! And while i'm on Bush, PLEASE, do yourself and your country a favor and go see Fahrenheit 911 and get this clown out of office!

Oobooboo, take a look at you, hanging on third and Daisy.
Wohbobo, policemen after you, smokin' crack cocaine makes you crazy.
You think everythings perfect in your world today,
you thing everythings just outrigigigey.
Take off your glass pipe, take off your sunglasses,
and tell me what you can see.
And I see life, corruption, look this way,
cooley on the corner, but she's not okay.
He's got lies, he's got rats in the street,
ya got no shoes, no shoes on the baby's feet.

Woahohoho, its a perfect world, yeah, yeah nanana its a perfect world.
Oh ahh, it's a perfect world, it's a perfect world, heaw.
Woahbobo, take a look at you, on your way to Kenny's.
Bobobo, wont you stop that crap, smoking that prob makes you crazy.
But everythings crazy in the world today,
so you might as well smoke it anyway.
I said you might as well, if it, will it, you will like that,
which you can not tell.
What is up?
What's down?
What is up?
What's down?
What's up?
What's down?
I don't know it's going around.

Head is spining, and it feel alright,
but the kids, the kids, the kids are alright.

-- A Deadhead's wet dream! Practically every damn concert available for download here! FOR FREE!!

My hand went blind, you're in the vein clairvoyant
You're in the vein, clairvoyant, my hand went blind
I make love to my trance sister, my trance sister
and my trance parents see from the balcony
I looked out on the big field, on a big field
it opens like the cover of an old bible
And out come the wolves, out come the wolves
their paws trampling the snow, the alphabet
I stand on my head and watch it all go away

-- 20 Questions - Try to stump the computer with the old game of 20 Questions. The AI for this game is unusually smart!

The monkey sat on a pile of stones
And stared at the broken bone in his hand
And the stains of a Viennese quartet
Rang out across the land
The monkey looked up at the stars
And thought to himself
Memory is a stranger
History is for fools
And he cleaned his hands
In a pool of holy writing
Turned his back on the garden
And set out for the nearest town
Hold on hold on soldier
When you add it all up
The tears and the marrowbone
There's an ounce of gold
And an ounce of pride in each ledger
And the Germans killed the Jews
And the Jews killed the Arabs
And the Arabs killed the hostages
And that is the news
And is it any wonder
That the monkey's confused

-- Handy little tool to bypass site registrations. Supports many news sites like the New York Times.

-- With all the Microsoft updates there has been since XP came out, it makes it a real pain in the ass to download and run all the updates if you need to reinstall windows. Microsoft finally realized this and now offers a CD with all the updates for free.

-- Awesome link about a woman's motorcycle ride through Chernobyl area. Very haunting story with many pictures. She had to ride with a Geiger Counter to make sure she wasn't in any danger!

-- Neat site that allows you to upload a picture which then 'rasterizes' it to supersize! I filled up an entire wall in my kids room with their picture.

The memories of a man in his old age
Are the deeds of a man in his prime.
You shuffle in gloom of the sickroom
And talk to yourself as you die.

Life is a short, warm moment
And death is a long cold rest.
You get your chance to try in the twinkling of an eye:
Eighty years, with luck, or even less.

So all aboard for the American tour,
And maybe you'll make it to the top.
And mind how you go, and I can tell you, 'cause I know
You may find it hard to get off.

You are the angel of death
And I am the dead man's son.
And he was buried like a mole in a fox hole.
And everyone is still in the run.

And who is the master of fox hounds?
And who says the hunt has begun?
And who calls the tune in the courtroom?
And who beats the funeral drum?

The memories of a man in his old age
Are the deeds of a man in his prime.
You shuffle in gloom in the sickroom
And talk to yourself till you die.

Feb 15, 2004

-- Picture updates ---> Christmas Pictures, Christian's 8th birthday party and Hidden Pennhurst Cells

-- I'm still adding more stuff to the Pennhurst section. I finally realized that this is going to take months! Alot of stuff to be scanned and edited. Keep checking back for new material.

-- License Plates of the World!

-- The ESP game. Always somebody playing.

-- Another amazing example of Flash animation. Command a submarine.

-- Can you spot the fake smile?

-- Next time someobdy asks you for personal info, go here and find out how much it's worth!

-- Very interesting tutorial on how they replace a knee. You be the surgeon. Not for the sqeemish!

-- Take a virtual tour to a variety of places.

-- Updated Programz List

It’s not the right time to be sober
Now the idiots have taken over
Spreading like a social cancer, is there an answer?

Mensa membership exceeding
Tell me why and how are all the stupid people breeding
Watson, it’s really elementary
The industrial revolution
Has flipped the bitch on evolution
The benevolent and wise are being cornered, ostracized, what a bummer
The world keeps getting dumber
Insensitivity is standard and faith is being fancied over reason

Darwin’s rollin over in his coffin
The fittest are surviving much less often
Now everything seems to be reversing, and it’s worsening
Someone flopped a steamer in the gene pool
Now angry mob mentality’s no longer the exception, it’s the rule
And I’m startin to feel a lot like charlton heston
Stranded on a primate planet
Apes and orangutans that ran it to the ground
With generals and the armies that obeyed them
Followers following fables
Philosophies that enable them to rule without regard

There’s no point for democracy when ignorance is celebrated
Political scientists think the same one vote that some monkeys are inbred
Majority rule, don’t work in mental institutions
Sometimes the smallest softest voice carries the grand biggest solutions

What are we left with?
A nation of god-fearing pregnant nationalists
Who feel it’s their duty to populate the homeland
Pass on traditions
How to get ahead religions
And prosperity be a symbol to culture

The idiots are takin over

-- Thanks to John from lefttorot.com, I was able to locate the Pennhurst Morgue. Check it out!

-- Because of plans to add MUCH MORE content regarding Pennhurst, I created a section devoted solely to that as you can see on the left toolbar. Here you will find articles, videos and scanned PDFs of actual documents form Pennhurst.

-- Added Pennhurst message board. Click here to enter or click on the link on the left toolbar.

-- Here's a guy that has more time on his hands then myself. He cataloged abandoned bikes in New York City.